just something i found while inventing a new olympic event called "summer pony" over the weekend

d'y'all watch the game last night?

kylie's in hawaii, so i guess this is on me?



the USWNT won the world cup last night, and if you didn't watch it, i feel bad for you.  it was the most watched soccer game EVER in the u.s.a.  even more than the gentlemen's team, so you really are alone.  and if you didn't watch it on telemundo, well... watch these highlights.

how about carli lloyd for the $10 bill?  for 16 minutes last night, she was the greatest player of all time.  but don't take my word for, i'm just plagiarizing deadspin.

what the

Tippi Hedren, Melanie Griffith, and their lion Neil. http://t.co/8FhpsR5lPe pic.twitter.com/fJq6lKe2Wk

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faith just gave me an idea

(ice cream samwiches)

bubba watson's hover cart

sure, why not?

kristen wiig will play a young lucille bluth.

what a fantastic idea!

did you know tina and amy are hosting the golden globes?

(via)

sure.

After his beloved cat Orville was tragically run over by a car, Dutch artist Bart Jansen thought long and hard how to honor his late feline's memory. And then it hit him: Turn his taxidermied corpse into a helicopter. (via)

calzito update: should have listened to toops!

Max:  how was the calzito

me:  not very good, honestly

it's a lot of starch

me:  i think it needed more spice and less rice

it just should have been a calzone or a burrito

the pizzadillas were good as hell though

Max:  i can't wrap my head around the fact that the calzito is worse than the pizzadilla

me:  i know. I was surprised too.

the calzito looked so good. it was just so dense

Calzones are a lot of bread

and burritos are a lot of rice and this was both 

Max:  im gonna try a calzone with pad thai inside