did somebody put something DOWN here so i would FALL?!?!!

good eye, joel.

im interested

Netflix nabs new Christopher Guest original about cutthroat world of mascots: http://t.co/LoNr1eiQUq pic.twitter.com/Pr5IeD7NPB

— Mashable (@mashable) August 11, 2015

westminster dog show is happening

the first half of the groups showed last night, here are the results:

in the hound group, 15-inch beagle miss p upset the crowd favorite and last year's best in show runner-up, nathan the bloodhound, who is famous for licking judges. #nathannation that being said, miss p is an adorable and hungry champion and if anyone has a problem with her they can take it up with ME.

meanwhile, a very privileged shih tzu won the toy group. her name is rocket, and she belongs to patty hearst, of the newspaper hearsts.

in the non-sporting group (shade), they gave the award to a thirsty standard poodle named FLAME!

and finally, the herding group, which includes not one, but two different kinds a corgis to pick from, was won by a dang sheepdog. his name is swagger and i think he must be cheating.

tonight, we get the remaining groups: sporting, working, and (god loves a) terrier, followed by BEST IN SHOW!!!!

"don't look at those other losers, look at ME."

perfection.

i couldn't help myself.

delightful.

eugene levy and catherine o'hara spoke with vulture about their history acting together. READ IT.

beg for it

BEST IN SHOW (2000) Director of Photography: Roberto Schaefer | Director: Christopher Guest pic.twitter.com/QDxUXnWI4A

— Perfect Shots (@OnePerfectShot) October 14, 2014