what were you for halloween?

I was a creepy olde timey costume.

based loosely on these creepy olde timey costumes

happy halloween

what's for lunch: dessert?

what's better than a brownie? a browning with a whole fucking oreo shoved right in there. you should have heard the rationalizing that my co-workers were doing to justify eating one of these. #youknowyouaregoingtoeaton #justenjoyit

oh yeah.

WELCOME TO FALL EVERYONE!!!

oval office makeover...

... is far less thrilling than that of neyland stadium. tone on tone on tone? come on, this is the president of the united states' office, not the top executive at a conservative law firm in schenectady. i was looking for something a little less... safe?

i do like the rug with the quotes.

welcome back, fall!!!

candy corn!