fiona apple and paris hilton news roundup

fiona apple
was on her tour bus in texas at a border stop and they found hash and put the bitch in jail. she had to cancel a concert in austin #freefiona 

 paris hilton was gabbing the backseat of a cab with one of her gay buddies and ran off at the mouth about how casual gay sex is so gross because "most of them probably have AIDS." bitch is right, wrap it up fags!

what jail looks like in norway.

this is kind of old news, but i took a took a vacay from the news while in portland, so i'm just getting caught up. what a nicely designed and pleasant space!

If a prisoner should grow tired of such depressing confines, he can always head out to the climbing wall, the recording studio, or the communal kitchen. "In the Norwegian prison system, there's a focus on human rights and respect," prison governor Are Hoida explained last May. "We don't see any of this as unusual." (via)

side note on norway:

Countries track recidivism rates differently, but even an imperfect comparison suggests the Norwegian model works. Within two years of their release, 20% of Norway's prisoners end up back in jail. In the U.K. and the U.S., the figure hovers between 50% and 60%. (via)

FREE LINDSAY!

you look great, girl. you'll be out in no time.

lindsay's out!

thank goodness. i hope someone glitter-bombed her on her way out.

2 things...

she looks better and better each time she gets booked. right?

when i have to go to jail, i also want it to be in a shower of glitter. PLEASE. i mean that. via.

it's july 20th!

that means lindsay has to report to jail today! i wish her the best of luck. i know she's going to come out well-rested, and ready to continue down her path of lifelong legal trouble. can't wait!

lindsay, this will be good for you.

90 days in jail! then 90 days in rehab!

look how great paris is doing. and martha stewart. don't sweat it, girl.

some videoz

t.i. - i'm back
yay! missed you!


hot chip - i feel better
creepy!


bowerbirds - northern lights
not new, but pretty!

honey b

kylie's good luck streak of 2010 continues!!

did you guys get my email last night about some exciting new business opportunities?!?!?! if you would just send on over your money, "you would get a lot of unforseen harvests". isn't that just how i talk?

anyway, obvi something bad happened to my gmail. i did some quick research and learned that i got 'spoofed'!

When a server sends an email message, it specifies the sender, but this sender field can be forged. If there is a problem with delivery and someone forged your address on the message, then the message will be returned to you, even if you weren't the actual sender.

so, in addition to everyone i've ever gmailed getting a cute message regarding gold hours, autocars, and the like, i got 147 bounce-back emails from all the addresses that don't exist anymore (i'm looking at you, jmelton@utk.edu). i guess what i'm trying to say is, you're welcome.

also, guess what i got this week....

J-DOOTZ!!!!!! (that's jury duty). wink!

i'm actually a little excited about this. i've never been invited before! i can't wait to lock someone up and throw away the key.

;(

no need to hurry back lil wayne

just saying. he is annoying.

RIP bernie madoff

remember how sad ruth madoff was because she had to ride the subway and the government wanted to take away all of her fine jewels.... well now shes got more to whine about.

bernie madoff gets 150 years in jail. not dead, but will be eventually. he also apologized to his wife for deceiving her. i just dont believe that she is innocent in all of this.