paris is back!

You ready to get #HighOffMyLove? 🔥 May 5th

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Apr 15, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

new music coming right up!

hahaha paris hilton, a monkey, some deer, and a banana

Poor sweet deer getting bullied by a monkey for a banana. 🍌🐒

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:27am PST

i think paris hilton is the next big thing

just kidding, paris hilton will always be the biggest thing. i dont know why this video is so oddly shaped.

fiona apple and paris hilton news roundup

fiona apple
was on her tour bus in texas at a border stop and they found hash and put the bitch in jail. she had to cancel a concert in austin #freefiona 

 paris hilton was gabbing the backseat of a cab with one of her gay buddies and ran off at the mouth about how casual gay sex is so gross because "most of them probably have AIDS." bitch is right, wrap it up fags!

kanye west and jay-z's new video for n-words in paris

So many good videos in 2012! #bigdeal2k12

paris in V

paris hilton tearing up the pages of V magazine. also fierce.

paris hilton and nancy reagan

Baby Paris with Nancy Reagan at The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC. :) @ParisHilton

looking good, par.

 

paris got arrested over the weekend, when police found cocaine on her after stopping the car her boyfriend was drunk-driving because there was pot smoke billowing out of the windahs. this is her mugshot. 11 biscuits!

never forget

thats hot. YEAH!

oh, and speaking of ke$ha...

jic you missed it. 2 of my favorite things, the city and ke$ha, combined.

also, ugggggghhhhhh!!

paris hilton, new music

anyone with any good sense bought paris hilton's first album, paris and rocked out to it on their fire escape all summer long. luckily we're finally being graced with some more to savor.

guess who's back together!

thx again g. aaaalllll the gossip. (via)

for julie.

check out paris's new glasses!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Welcome to the entertainment portion of this wonderful blog. As someone who spends a lot of time around celebs, my first post is dedicated to a famous friend. He can be spotted all around NYC going to glamous parties and rubbing elbows with the rich and famous. You can find this "social" at Cain on a random Wednesday or hanging out with Paris Hilton at Bungalow 8. He was recently spotted with Rachel and Olivia at a movie premiere party. Can't nobody hold him down, oh no. He gots to keep on moving...