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After a campaign stop in the Bronx Thursday, Hillary Clinton needed five swipes to successfully pass through the turnstile at the 161st Street station near Yankee Stadium, where she caught an uptown 4 train and rode it two stops to 170th Street. (via)

at least she didn't rack herself on the bar.

speaking of pants pooped

i went and tried the taco bell breakfast that i told you about. here is my review

Breakfast crunch wrap:

I ordered sausage, got bacon. pretty good though. smaller than a normal crunch wrap and has a hashbrown instead of a hard tortilla inside. could have been hotter to melt dat cheeeeese.

hash brown: greasier than BK or macdo, but bigger and tastier. a little on the floppy side

Diet Pepsi: not pictured. not good.

kismet thinks jesse looks a little desperate

(you don't have to try that hard)via

what today is like.

thx melissa! (much delayed)

sometimes, no matter how hard you try...

...you'll just never fit in.