same.

i see you, nassau avenue.

LOL good one

Floating Inflatable East River Tunnel Proposed For L Train Doomsday Survivors https://t.co/vk4MCwPiD0 pic.twitter.com/uUXbRgvHO3

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) June 15, 2016

its showtime!

more info

dis bitch.

I showed Hillary how to use the subway in New York City today. pic.twitter.com/8ZJPvMYBDe

— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) April 8, 2016

RELATABLE

After a campaign stop in the Bronx Thursday, Hillary Clinton needed five swipes to successfully pass through the turnstile at the 161st Street station near Yankee Stadium, where she caught an uptown 4 train and rode it two stops to 170th Street. (via)

at least she didn't rack herself on the bar.

more mta excuses

this is a fascinating description of how things go from bad to hellscape in a matter of minutes on an average weekday morning on the subway. READ IT.

i genuinely want you to weigh in on this.

in the comments.

New Train #cptm #trem #train #new #subway #metro #gangway #open #opengangway #linha8 #L8 #railway #rail #metropole #S8000 #CAF

A photo posted by João Luis Oliveira (@jotaeleh) on Feb 6, 2012 at 3:36am PST

i was just reading about this futuristic "human centipede" style subway train that the MTA is threatening to test out. do you think it will be an improvement or nah? use your imaginations.

fridayz with flim

on the way to the subway to go home for the weekend

this skunk family is so stinkin cute! pic.twitter.com/bGXLcYnmHk

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) October 9, 2015

the MTA's first new subway station in 25 years opened yesterday

at the end of the 7th line extension.

show us the NOTE, BRANDY.

brandy sang a whitney song on the subway. confusing.

that's my work stop.

FYI

You probably cannot jump across the subway tracks. See: this guy. http://t.co/uBIq6NGFgd pic.twitter.com/O4MosdilF9

— Gawker (@Gawker) June 25, 2015

showtime ladies and gentlemen showtime

the subway showtimers documentary you have been waiting all your life for is here check it out

thx a lot, de blasio!

there's a whole breakdown of just wtf exactly has been going on down in those tubes the last few months...

By one of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority's measures, the total number of delays in 2014 increased an astonishing 45.6 percent over 2013. Even the MTA's less drastic numbers still point to slower service. More is at work here than meandering crowds of uncivilized cretins sullying the sacred shrine to transportation the the New York City subway once was. But the agency has no clear institutional explanation for the decline. (via)

bring back etti-cat!

(via)

let's make some cheese!

wsj has mapped the bacteria you are ingesting every time you get on the subway.   the subway is filthy.  mozzarella cheese everywhere!

LOL weather

RT @MTA: "@NYGovCuomo: all @NYCTSubway, @NYCTBus, @LIRR and @MetroNorth operations will be fully closed by 11pm." pic.twitter.com/epMoHX44xI

— Dustin Ross (@DustinRossSaid) January 26, 2015

feeling #blessed that this didn't happen to me

This morning around 9 a.m., a Brooklyn resident boarded the Manhattan bound N train to find close to 50 kids on the car, all armed with recorders. Trapped in some waking nightmare, each station stop passed and the kids remained, playing their recorders the entire time. In total: forty minutes. (via)

you know what it reminds me of?

if you never take the nyc subway, this won't mean anything to you, otherwise...!!!!!

This Is What Dr. Zizmor Looks Like In 2014 http://t.co/ZmFMSAxsmf pic.twitter.com/ghlmY7qhAz

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) April 11, 2014

perfect.

watch these poor new yorkers scream as a rat runs around in their subway car.

they're lucky it wasn't more crowded.

so this is what happened to avonte oquendo

this article might make you cry tears out of your cynical dry eyes