likes this

via

don't be jelly.

get excited! the desk supplies i ordered just came in. i just smiled for 5 minutes straight as i opened up the result of my request for a 'calculator'.

please note:

the power cord

the paper feed

the 11x17 print underneath (for scale)

the instruction booklet

brb finding an outlet to plug in my calculator!!

way2go, yanks!

see you b's in the world series!!!!

screw you

this annoying douche is writing a book about how he went from being unemployed to taking a job in each of the 50 states in 50 weeks.

i want to punch him in his smug face.

via

our president is a ninja!

seriously, what are they thinking?

The personal stakes here are obvious. Doug Rushkoff is relatively unique, but pity the few thousand Robert Johnsons out there. If they’re lightning quick and fairly lucky during in the wee hours, they’ll get something sporty like www.facebook.com/RobJohnson. More likely, their overarching Facebook persona is doomed to RJ1167 or Mynameisrobertjohnsonyesitis. (dailybeast)

breaking volz newz!

today the no. 1 college football recruit, bryce brown decided he would just LOVE to be a tennessee vol! we're all super-excited, and can't wait to cheer on our newest addition.

Go VoLs!