ticketmaster ctm

Ticketmaster tried to give some wack concerts as part of their settlement deal but didn't know I'm Seal's biggest fan so who's laughing now?

— Jozen C. (@jozenc) June 21, 2016

this tweet gets my seal of approval

Seal rides on the back of a whale http://t.co/EkaHJJonYC pic.twitter.com/46gFpvemDU

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 17, 2015

russian navy seals

Russia's navy has a team of seals (literally: it's a team of very cute seals)

Posted by NowThis on Tuesday, May 12, 2015

thx for the tip kirby

dont let the monday monster get ya

Help us caption this photo by #YourShot member Paul Souders: http://t.co/lWfR5dyW5j pic.twitter.com/sDH0EgSizD

— National Geographic (@NatGeo) February 9, 2015

i dont think any of you are interested in this but i'm just going to leave it right here

Bryce the baby harbor seal is learning to live without any eyesight http://t.co/wgf5GizYef pic.twitter.com/nWnHTtZ0Ux

— Mashable Watercooler (@watercooler) January 27, 2015

send this to your dad

A new poll by Quinnipiac University suggests that the city's voters have seen through the police union's tactics, and that its temper tantrum will cost it political support.
Consider the following findings:

"Police union leader Patrick Lynch's comments that the mayor's office had blood on its hands are 'too extreme,' voters say 77 - 17 percent, the independent Quinnipiac University Poll finds. There is no party, gender, racial, borough or age group which finds the comments 'appropriate.'"

"Voters say 47 to 37 percent that Mayor de Blasio's statements and actions during his 2013 campaign and during his first year in office show he does support police."

"The recent slowdown in police activity is more of a protest, 56 percent of voters say, while 27 percent say it is because police officers fear for their safety."

"Voters say 57 to 34 percent that officers should be disciplined if they deliberately are making fewer arrests or writing fewer tickets. Black, white and Hispanic voters all agree."

" Voters give Patrolmen's Benevolent Assn. President Patrick Lynch a negative 18 to 39 percent favorability rating and say 43 to 27 percent that he is a mostly negative force in the city."

50 percent of voters approve and 41 percent disapprove of the way Mayor de Blasio is handling crime.

Just 41 percent approach and 52 percent disapprove of the way de Blasio is handling relations between police and the community (a number that presumably includes people who think he is too pro-police and too anti-police.)

56 percent approve of the way the NYPD is doing its job. (via)

PREACH.

pet pet pet underwater puppehs

Nsikan just got reblogged by Gawker

congrats nscience! (N)Science Watch: How to Kill a Seal

Happy: my first ScienceShot for @ScienceNews Sad: Captivity can trigger a fatal heart disease in baby fur seals http://t.co/6yhu4Zk6U8
— Nsikan Akpan (@MoNscience) November 22, 2013

in other news, yesterday i was listening to radiolab and they were talking about this time that a guy took some closeup pictures of a leopard seal

better

nothing to see here. just some wet puppies flopping around.

Newly weaned harbor seal pups make use of my old windsurf board. I mounted a remote GoPro camera and these posers seemed to know exactly where to perform! It had rained that morning and the slip n' slide ensued. These condensed clips occured over a period of about 30 minutes. via

2Pz seal of approval : house of cards

joel, starla and i all agree: netflix original series "house of cards" is 11 bicsuits!

watch it!

melissa wants you to see this baby seal puppy

via

the hunger games movie gets suzanne collins' SEAL of approval.

The weekend's dosage of Hunger Games hype came courtesy of series author Suzanne Collins, who heartily endorsed Gary Ross's Hollywood adaptation. "I’ve just had the opportunity to see the finished film of The Hunger Games," Collins wrote on Facebook. "I feel like the book and the film are individual yet complementary pieces that enhance one another. The film opens up the world beyond Katniss’ point of view, allowing the audience access to the happenings of places like the Hunger Games control room and President Snow’s rose garden, thereby adding a new dimension to the story." Cool! Also: "It’s amazing to see things that are suggested in the book fully developed and so brilliantly realized through the artistry of the designers." Even if the eye candy of The Hunger Games is on point and everything else sucks, the movie's basically a win. (via)

loose seal.

Annette Swoffer fell victim to a home invasion – of cuteness!

Lucky the seal pup, named for its knack for crossing busy streets without a scratch, wound up asleep on Swoffer’s couch after apparently entering her home through a cat door, Dec. 11, 2011, according to The New Zealand Herald. (via)

omg y'all, look!

thx tina!

what is a seal anyway

via

loose seal

pope thing #5

speaking of alicia keys, the papal seal!

did you ever wonder what a sea lion smile looks like?

 (via)

the life aquatic

SAN FRANCISCO — A Navy seal — actually a sea lion — took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near AT&T Park.

A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.

The specially trained Navy Marine Mammals, based in San Diego, stole the show in a day of anti-terrorism training exercises held at ports throughout California.

More than 3,000 local, state and federal responders are participating in the scenarios that began Tuesday as part of California's annual, two-day homeland security and disaster preparedness exercises started by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2004. (via)

son of a bitch, i'm sick of these dolphins.