"i don't want children in my food anymore than i want them in my home."

gurl.

watch more here.

you're probably not even as smart as an elephant

an elephant can differentiate between different human languages and dialects. how many languages do you speak? the more you know

and speaking of really-late-term abortions...

sarah palin wrote on her hand at the tea party convention in nashville this weekend. really difficult-to-remember phrases like "energy", "budget cuts", and "lift americans spirits".

seriously?

thx rachel.