"i don't want children in my food anymore than i want them in my home."

gurl.

watch more here.

the short game

i watched this last night and it was 11 biscuits. it's on netflix, you have to watch it.

i'm going to start putting my age after my signature.

If you have to miss school, make sure you have a note.

Posted by Hillary Clinton on Tuesday, June 16, 2015

thats what you get.

fish is murder.

Business. Handled.

did you listen to the read when they were talking about the bad ass bitch in memphis who handled that overly aggressive fox news reporter in a live interview?

ownt.

angel joan tells a heckler what's what, you stupid sons of bitches. from the documentary "joan rivers: a piece of work", which as far as i can tell is available on netflix, so i'll probs watch that tonight.

happy friday...

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feeling #blessed that this didn't happen to me

This morning around 9 a.m., a Brooklyn resident boarded the Manhattan bound N train to find close to 50 kids on the car, all armed with recorders. Trapped in some waking nightmare, each station stop passed and the kids remained, playing their recorders the entire time. In total: forty minutes. (via)

you know what it reminds me of?

i dont like too much eyebrows

this gay dad driving around with his ADORABLE son talking about strawberries and eyebrows and cookies and my heart just melted. via

thomas wilhelm wrote some notez

here's a pretty good collection of things kids wrote.

an adorbale puppy dog and an adorable human boy take naps together

that is all.

on game of thrones this would be a very bad omen

the pope and these adorable children released some doves and prayed for peace in ukraine, then the doves were attacked by a seagull and black crow. did someone check how many eyes that crow had? via

speaking of xtra ceeyute

this kid brought a sign to a jay-z show that said "can i rap for you?" and jay-z let him!

sunny obama tumped over a little girl with his overeager licks

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that's too sour!

watch this compilation of kids eating warheads.

what is the worst thing that can happen at a zoo?

how about a mom in pittsburgh drops her 2 year old child into a den of 11 african painted puppies and they eat him to death. worst. thing. ever.

nscience thinks kids are stupid and here is his evidence

nscientific facts

what is DJV doing this weekend?

but also...

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a bit sick of it. My inbox, on any given day, has at least five covers or parodies or remixes of it and there's only so many times you can listen to the one song." -gotye (via)

i feel ya, buddy.

in related news:

look at that face!

Playing with your food? Shooting things at the White House? It seems like a recipe for disaster and/or arrest, but somehow Joey Hudy managed to play with his food while hanging out at the Executive Mansion and still get this look of amazement out of the president. The 14-year-old Phoenix resident designed this Extreme Marshmallow Cannon and demonstrated it at the second White House Science Fair Tuesday. (via)

dude you got punked by that chick

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