sorry starla.

but i'm not sure you anyone can compete with sex incarnate FKA twigz.

According to sources who spoke with US Magazine, the couple is "early on" in their relationship and are "just having fun." As Billboard notes, Pattinson is no stranger to music. In fact, "Pattinson has more than just a fleeting obsession with music." Pretty convenient then that he's (maybe) dating a musician!

The US Magazine source goes on to say that FKA Twigs (aka Tahliah Debrett Barnett) thinks that Pattinson is "unbelievably handsome," which is the one definitive truth in this entire story. The pair were photographed together last week leaving a restaurant at the Bowery Hotel, where they presumably talked about their mutual love for music. (via)

interested

the internet has suggested that kristen stewart cheated on edward cullen i mean robert pattinson

There are photos of her canoodling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, a married 41 year old hottie named Rupert Sanders.

do you know who i am

(hint: i am edward cullen)

breaking dawn review

zzZZZzzz Biscuits!

new for your dvr

TEEN WOLF on mtv.

i watched the first episode tonight after the mtv movie awards (omg did you see edward making out with jacob?) and i think ill keep watching.

starla in 30 years?

via

looking real good future starla.

like water for elephants

edward cullen and that frigid blonde girl from nashville are in a movie about a flying elephant with some racist jim crow caricature birds.

hey elena kagan, team edward or team jacob?

via. (my guess is team bella if you know what i mean...)

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

starla?

why did you let those cameramen into your room?

omgomgomgomgogmomgOMG!!!!!1111

eclipse tickets go on sale on FRIDAY!!

eclipse comes out on june 30!

raise your hand if you'd like to go see it at midnight with me.

thx starla!

possibility - lykke li

remember the scene in new moon when bella gets dumped by edward and sits in her room staring out the window as life and the seasons pass her by.

your move douchebag

spoiler alert! thx for the tip stewie.

HELLO!!!!

from, via

starla is watching new moon, like right now

from 11points.com, 11 random observations outsde the new moon premiere

twilight barbies.

its another addition to the 2Pz christmas list.

edward gets vanity fair

its not fair that emmett is relegated to doggie magazine and edward gets vanity fair. does robert pattinson even have a dog or what?

team jacob

jacob is doing some aerobatic tricks on the beach for his rolling stone cover. team emmett!

thx starla for helping on this one.

great news!

pitchfork points out that stereogum points out that the new moon soundtrack is available for pre-order on amazon....which means track previews!!!

so far, the grizzly bear song is my favorite. also, so far this album makes me feel like i have a gaping, burning hole in my chest.