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who cares. bring on mockingjay!

another UPDATE

now the sleazy / hottie director wants to apologize via people magazine:

  "I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together."


umm, should have thought of that before you canoodled Bella Swan.

UPDATE!

"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," Stewart said in a statement Wednesday. (via) 

jesus. 

thx starla!

the internet has suggested that kristen stewart cheated on edward cullen i mean robert pattinson

There are photos of her canoodling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, a married 41 year old hottie named Rupert Sanders.

charlize theron + bella swan, interactive trailer

via

brace yourself, starla.

re: the twilight sexy scene:

Stewart: Cinematically, cut all together, it’s awesome. I really like it, but we didn’t really do that scene.
Pattinson: And when we did they kept telling us to stop. [laughs]
Stewart: I know! Bill kept going, “Stop thrusting!” [Laughs]...I mean I didn’t actually want to have sex with him on set but....
Pattinson: Why not? [laughs] You can see my butt crack - why does butt crack not make it an R? You see my butt crack the whole time.
Stewart: No, you don’t, They darkened it or something.
Lautner: They shortened it, or I think they erased the crack.
Pattinson: It was really Kristen’s fault it was going R-rated. [To Stewart] Your fancy moves - no one’s seen moves like that in a PG-13 movie! [Laughs] (via)

pipe down, jacob. no one's talking to you.

breaking dawn review

zzZZZzzz Biscuits!

jack, lazaro, and kristen in vogue

@proenzaschouler

here's a little sneak-a-peek...

at breaking dawn's s-e-x scene.

take a bath, you two.

liz sent me these hi-def pixies of r-pattz and k-stew kissing irl.

starla's reaction when i sent them to her:

Starla: my life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ctm.

2Pz movie review

joel and i watched the runaways last night, staring bella swan as joan jett,  and jane as cherie currie. i was pleasantly surprised.


here's a performance of their hit, "cherry bomb" being performed in japan in 1977.


and here's the movie's recreation. dakota, you go gurl.

overall, i wasn't expecting much, but i found it to be very engaging. and as far as music biopics go, i thought the director employed some inventive techniques, and kept the momentum up. but most importantly, those ladies really turned it out in the acting department. and they're bff's irl! 8 biscuits over all. 

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

let the countdown begin.

5 days! here's a photo from the premiere last night in LA.

you guys look ridiculous.

pretty girls

from terry richardson's tumblr diary.

omgomgomgomgogmomgOMG!!!!!1111

eclipse tickets go on sale on FRIDAY!!

eclipse comes out on june 30!

raise your hand if you'd like to go see it at midnight with me.

thx starla!

full eclipse trailer

starla, help! i am having trouble caring about this...

are you ready for eclipse buzz?

here is the trailer for the trailer.

i'm really, really sorry, starla...

After arriving separately and sitting apart from each other at Sunday's BAFTA awards, Robert Pattinson finally admitted that he and Kristen Stewart are a couple, and that all of their secretive antics are just to avoid crazed press and fans. "It is extremely difficult but we are here together, yes … We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy."

Kellan Lutz, meanwhile, is promoting pet adoption for PETA, recounting the poignant story of how he met his rescue dog, Kola. "I touched her toe and said, 'Hey, what's your name?' … She spoke to me."(via)

and ZOMG that picture is from a scene for eclipse!!!

the runaways

i saw a single man last night, and was so happy to see bella swan and dakota fanning in the runaways trailer. looks like its going to be fun. are you going to see it?

where were bella and jacob today?

knoxville, inexplicably...