taylor lautner is a tennessee fan

team jacob was also in knoxville this past weekend cheering on the vols to their eventual humiliation at the hands of the florida asshats. via.

the last twilight you will ever need

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who cares. bring on mockingjay!

needs more katniss

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happy 1st leap year toooooops!

work it out gurl

team jacob!

breaking dawn review

zzZZZzzz Biscuits!

this is happening

breaking dawn full length trailer!

oh hey jacob

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new for your dvr

TEEN WOLF on mtv.

i watched the first episode tonight after the mtv movie awards (omg did you see edward making out with jacob?) and i think ill keep watching.

missed you

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starla in 30 years?

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looking real good future starla.

hey elena kagan, team edward or team jacob?

via. (my guess is team bella if you know what i mean...)

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

the short second life of bree tanner

stephanie meyer is cashing in on the twilight franchise again (as is her right, no judgement here). she has penned a 200 page "novella" centered on the story of one of the newborns involved in the eclipse victoria attacks.

starla says: "i am of course excited. no matter how shitty."

i say: im not sure i can devote any more brain space to this.

what say you?

full eclipse trailer

starla, help! i am having trouble caring about this...

are you ready for eclipse buzz?

here is the trailer for the trailer.

don't get suckered

this photo is floating around the internet today masquerading as a photoshop FAIL.

don't worry, the one on the right is the fake.

i can't help but think this would never happen to kellan lutz.

someone special turned 18 today

team jacob.

now you perverts can think lusty without feeling all guilty.

taylor lautner - stretch armstrong

jacob black is going to be in a planned feature film about stretch armstrong. my guess is that his shirt will be coming off. melissa sent in the tip.

highest paid teen actor

jacob from luna nueva is going to be in a new movie with tom cruise, and is being paid like a billion dollars.

In Taylor's role with Cruise, the athletic teen will play "a gifted, young, aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father and falls in love with a gifted, female pilot."

ctmol

UPDATE: nvm