happy birthday TO MEEEEEEE

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— Saint Pest (@KidFury) May 25, 2016

the chubby kitty

I wonder who gets the most treats. #CatWeek pic.twitter.com/95IqNMV78V

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 20, 2015

because you deserve this

Gratuitous post about Nick Jonas' arms in the "Good Thing" video: http://t.co/xwW0cSqAb5 pic.twitter.com/BwEgclkIuW

— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) June 23, 2015

thursday vibez

obedience training gone RIGHT!

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thx hb!

no reason not to watch every second of this

what a treat

#blessed

how oprah celebrates national pet day

2Pz National Treasure

i just read this nymag profile of Julia Louis-Dreyfus and I must say, what a complete delight.

a real treasure. a treat.

wait i think i lost my cheerio

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treat yo' self

@unforettable answers questions for nymag including the following:

 Name one TV show that people are not watching, that they should be watching. 
 Nashville is really good, really fun, and I don’t know that it has great numbers.

what wednesday feels like

thx flim (for everything)

isabella, your move

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too hot for chips.

well, hotpocalypse is in full swing. today's forecast includes a high of 97, with a feels-like 105. that's degrees. farenheit. we've also got an "excessive heat warning", which i read is only issued for very extreme combinations of heat and humidity.

now, i know what you southerners are thinking. "that's not so bad. y'all are a bunch of babies. it's worse here." but let me tell you about a little something called an "air quality warning." we've got one of those going, too. i don't know what it means in science terms, but i do know that this morning the entire city smelled like one gigantic, garbage-y queef. i sidestepped a pile of vomit on my way to work, which sparked a lengthy chicken-and-egg debate inside my head.

all of that being said, i'd like to pass along this article featuring the city's best frozen treat offerings. if you can bear to be outside over the next few days, maybe you can check out these spots for some relief.

doesn't need thumbs

no, seriously...

in london there is a street truck that serves ice cream and treats to dogs. likes.

summer treatz.

do you want ice cream real bad but all you have laying around is some bananas and a blender?

well according to this internet webpage, you can make frozen bananas into creamy delicious ice-cream-like goodness with just a blender!

Here's a step-by-step slideshow of how to do it. The major tips can be summed up as:

• Peel your bananas first.
• Cut them into small pieces.
• Freeze for just 1-2 hours on a plate.
• Blend, blend, blend - scraping down the bowl when they stick.
• Enjoy the magic moment when they turn into ice cream!

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they also recommend adding peanut butter, but i recommend adding vodka.

there's always money in the banana stand. thx emilube!