the muppet show is coming back to TV!

FYI

@2PzNaPpod that's a great suggestion! Passing it along to our art team. Thanks :)

— Bitmoji (@BitmojiApp) June 10, 2015

in the words of drake.

world's first ever royal corgi race

to decide what the royals should name their next baby.

i didn't know....you could DO that.

with raccoons....

(via)

now we're talkin'.

it's coming. march 7.

what do you think?

peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. kind of doesn't sound half bad. should we try them together?

thx again bun-bun.

here comes honey boo boo child

guess who is getting her own show! via
take a look at all of THESE

good decision, B of A.

2 things:

1) i won't lie. i really like bank of america for my personal checking and savings and credit card needs. i've always received excellent customer service, and despite all the evidence that they might be among the most evil of corporations, i would call myself a loyal customer. so, i was pretty disappointed to hear about the institution of debit card fees. in recent days, several of B of A's competitors have announced that they will not follow suit. that, in combination with customer outrage, seems to have made an impression on the decision-makers, because, look!

Bank of America Corp. is dropping its plan to charge customers $5 a month for making purchases with their debit cards, a person familiar with the situation said.

The move is a dramatic retreat following decisions by several rivals in recent days to drop customer tests of the new fees. SunTrust Banks Inc. and Regions Financial Corp. also said Monday that they will stop charging customers for debit-card transactions.

Bank of America decided against the fees due to negative customer feedback on the plan and the moves by rivals, which left the Charlotte, N.C., lender as the only big bank planning to levy the fee on some customers next year.

Bank of America will formally announce the decision today, this person said. (via)

2) which leads me to my next point : the power of the internet. before this decision was "walked back", i had been wondering what B of A was thinking. in the past year, we have seen internet complaining undo the gap re-branding, the tropicana re-branding, and netflix's terrible re-structuring idea. i thought it was awful bold of B of A to hold firm in the face of widespread backlash. but, it looks like the power of the internet has won out again. so keep on bitching, everyone!

Surprize Cake Tuesday

 Spotify this album and come on a tour of 1998 with us. Thanks one million, Nsicence.

your oscar hosts

the academy decided to go out on a limb and hire young, attractive, talented, funny movie stars to host the oscars this year.

i cant think of any reason this wouldn't work. great idea.

via via

are you for cereal?

what an excellent idea. i hope that n sync and 98 degrees team up next. justin timberlake can't be too busy. i want it thattaway.

this was MY idea

chipotle is coming to memphis! hooray!!! i was just talking about this wednesday. not to mention all my tweets to @chipotle. oh hell yeah yall.

2 good 2 b true?

Ah, our government hard at work: Late last night, the Senate unanimously passed a bill banning extremely loud television commercials. Cable companies and TV stations are now required to keep ads at the same volume as shows, so you won’t hurt yourself when surprised by unexpectedly shrieky ads (or, like, even have to look for the remote and hit the mute button). Our condolences to the Defending Useless Annoying Things lobby for not getting that filibuster organized in time. from nymag

with that amount of cats, it's....unpredictable.

100 cats released in an ikea in the UK.  yes!

(via) thx markie!!

no, seriously...

in london there is a street truck that serves ice cream and treats to dogs. likes.

consider yourself redeemed.

for a little while at least:

Thursday night saw the announcement that 17 year old country singer Taylor Swift will be donating $500 000 to various flood relief organizations in Nashville, Tennessee during.

Swift, who moved to Nashville at the age of 14, said she "could not believe what was happening to the city and the people I love so dearly".

"Nashville is my home and the reason why I get to do what I love," she told the AP news agency.

"I have always been proud to be a Nashvillian but especially now, seeing the love that runs through this city when there are people in crisis." (via)

thx tay-tay.

i want that.

great bear idea

"Bears have scent detection that is far superior to bloodhounds! Trained bears with GPS and day/night cameras around their necks might be able to hunt down the scent of UBL [Osama bin Laden], even in and through any caves and tunnels!!! Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas UBL might be. Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing. "

—One of many awesome messages sent to the Pentagon via the "Contact Us" link on the Defense Department website (via)

BoNuS LiNk!!

there better be sharks. and lots of them.

New York's Times Square may be getting a new tenant: a seven-story aquarium.

Jerry Shefsky, a Toronto-based developer, said on Wednesday that he has signed a preliminary agreement with the landlord of an office tower on the western edge of Times Square to go forward with the $100 million project. He would install tanks featuring sharks, rays, penguins, otters, and other animals in the bottom floors of the 40-story building, known as 11 Times Square, hoping to attract some of the 35 million people who pass through Manhattan's major crossroads every year.

Mr. Shefsky, 76 years old, has built aquariums and shopping centers around the world. He cautioned in an interview that the lease agreement for 11 Times Square isn't yet final. But he said he may start building out the space as early as this April with the hope of opening the aquarium in September 2011. (via)