it's friday.

captured.

look closely at this shot captured during the cincinnati game. you'll see number 11, justin hunter aka bones, jumping about 15 feet in the air to block a field goal. his hand is on the football, and his knees are above everyone's head. isn't that something?

inconceivable

Taylor Swift and Emma Stone are tight. Emma Stone hosted SNL. Taylor Swift was backstage. Guess who was with her? Multiple sources tell me exclusively that Jake Gyllenhaal was her date that night. Yes, HER DATE. She was totally into him, there were close the whole time, and awkwardly cute-flirting, some undercover handholding, and I’ve been told several times, “it was more than just friends”.

As you can imagine, she was beyond delirious. I’m told she looked like she was dreaming while she was there. And they left together. And they’ve been seen all around New York together – brunch, shopping, what people do when they start dating.

Yes. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. Early days, but they’re dating.
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Weekend at Bernies?!?

Some people tried to sneak a dead woman onto a plane!

this can't wait.

what is jazzy doing?

this is LONG overdue, but...

...this is what it looked like when she opened her christmas present from me!!! go on. make it your desktop.


his name is rocky, and my parents say this is the only toy she hasn't destroyed. she just carries him around with her. he's twice as long as she is. and she loves him. so. much.

welx jazzy!!

you wouldn't even believe me if i told you

thx carly

The Bike Thief

Don't be a douche, keep an eye out for bike thiefs. Haven't you always wanted to call 911? Couldn't be easier to exhibit some value to your community.