that otter do

1 day old otter sleepin on mom 😳😩 pic.twitter.com/3wBextwU7s

— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) January 20, 2016

shrimp you been prawn

SHRIMP NECK PILLOW! https://t.co/bbAoxYzCJA pic.twitter.com/5Z1ILi7UXY

— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) November 5, 2015

new favorite internet video

Al filo de lo Imposible - Gente común que logra cosas extraordinarias: La niña china puede hipnotizar a los animales

Posted by CCTV on Thursday, August 6, 2015

ThurzzzZZZZzZzZZZday

via

oh my goodness

there are 25 other adorable animal pics over here. thx kirby

wtf atlanta

Southern Discomfort: Atlanta frozen solid. Thousands stranded- sleeping in stores. http://t.co/LGoHvk6QD6 pic.twitter.com/fHSx0q8Ey6

— Jonathan Betz (@jebetz) January 29, 2014

maleficent trailer with lana del ray's once upon a dream song

hey new yorker...

FUCK you!

that's right, i said it. the magazine reported today that snoozing is losing.

It may seem like you’re giving yourself a few extra minutes to collect your thoughts. But what you’re actually doing is making the wake-up process more difficult and drawn out. If you manage to drift off again, you are likely plunging your brain back into the beginning of the sleep cycle, which is the worst point to be woken up—and the harder we feel it is for us to wake up, the worse we think we’ve slept. (via)

i do plan on milking the excuses of "sleep inertia" and "social jetlag" for all they're worth, though.

ugh, mornings.

"this video seems funny but IT'S NOT"

Rabbits do Clean themselves and don't have to be washed . If you put them upside down , they will pretend they are dead , because they are scared . This video seems funny but IT'S NOT . It's just an abuse . Instead of offending people that make you aware of this , inform yourselves about animals behaviour . thx mike

i always loved sleeping beauty because it was one of the disney films that we never owned so whenever i went to someone's house and they had it i just had to stop everything and watch

tilda swinton is a cuckoo pants

"Museum staff doesn't know she's coming until the day of, but she's here today," a museum source told Gothamist (who also took some fun photos.) The performance, titled The Maybe, will remain "unannounced" and "random" and will last for a full day when it happens. Swinton (who's done this before in London and Rome) hasn't said anything about the piece, and MoMA's official comments only confirmed that there would be "no published schedule for its appearance, no artist's statement released, no museum statement beyond this brief context, no public profile or image issued. Those who find it chance upon it for themselves, live and in real — shared — time: now we see it, now we don't." via

what is dharma doing?

just saying what we're all thinking on this wintry mixy day.

thx g!

come visit me in memphis

i got this couch, so now you can come visit me. see you soon!

happy bearthdie, emilube!!

27 BEARS OLD!!!

i hope you get some sleep for your birthday.

what is royal doing?

yawn!

just soooo sleeeepy..

thxsomuch jenny!

melissa's airplane co-passenger

Melissa: There's a corgi on my plane to Santa Fe!!!
Me: What's her name?
Melissa: That's pharoh, He's trained to wake up his sleeping owner if she is sleeping too long
Me: No fucking way
Melissa; Yep. That puppy was runnin some peeps over in the aisle

this happened to me today at 5:30

via

nightstand, reinvented.

just came across this little exhibition to rethink the bedside table. i like this water one, because i always do get so thirsty when i sleep.

you'll never guess who showed up in there.

puppies tucked in.

more here, jic you're interested. and how could you not be?

THX TINA!!!!

this story is remarkable.

though i'm not totally convinced it's true.

Five thousand years after he died, the first known gay caveman has emerged into the daylight.

According to archaeologists, the way he was buried suggests that he was of a different sexual persuasion.

The skeleton of the late Stone Age man, unearthed during excavations in the Czech Republic, is said to date back to between 2900 and 2500 BC.

During that period, men were traditionally buried lying on their right side with the head pointing towards the west; women on their left side with the head facing east.

In this case, the man was on his left side with his head facing west. Another clue is that men tended to be interred with weapons, hammers and flint knives as well as several portions of food and drink to accompany them to the other side.

Women would be buried with necklaces made from teeth, pets, and copper earrings, as well as domestic jugs and an egg-shaped pot placed near the feet.

The ‘gay caveman’ was buried with household jugs, and no weapons. (via)

i do know that thomas wilhelm sleeps on his left side, with his head facing west, and all his pots and pans in bed with him.