05 August 2009

seppuku

when the internet speaks, i listen.

in my routine internet reading, i twice came upon a japanese phrase i wasnt familiar with. SEPPUKU. once it was in a nytimes article in reference to martha stewart being too proud to allow herself to be seen sweating. later it was in reference to a dinobot from a children's show who apparently disgraced himself.

so, fyi, seppuku is a ritual suicide disembowelment originally reserved for samurai, now popularly practiced by robots and media moguls.

why so serious?

this is a t shirt you can buy somewhere

hot mess


starla took this guy home from the bar this weekend. i tell no lie.

2016

if you were on the IOC and were asked to select the location of the 2016 Olympics based solely on the merits of the candidate city logo design, which would you choose? Keep in mind that Chicago has had two tries, their first was rejected for breaking the rules.

read descriptions here if you want. tell me in the comments which one you like best.

i challenge kylie to a race

im going to schweeb your face off

stupid NASA

if you want me to take you seriously, work on your graphics.


Go Bill Clinton!

Bill Clinton goes to North Korea and comes back with two young women. Not a joke, a subtle act of diplomacy that resulted in the release of the American journalists that have been prisoners there for months now. Good work Bill (not completely useless).

my favorite thing about North Korea is this building that they airbrush out of postcards because they are embarrassed. i bet thats where they kept lisa ling's sister. did anyone look in there before we sent our former president over to negotiate with the guy in the jumpsuit?


poor paula...

... she wasnt asked back by the producers of American Idol to return for next season, so she officially announced the news on her twitter. i think the was good on the show, but not as good as she was with mc kitty kat.

04 August 2009

congrats ladies

MTV announced VMA nominations today, and the big winners of this round are Beyonce and Lady Gaga, who each snagged 9 nominations. Britney Spears should also be commended for pulling herself out of the gutter to garner 7 nomination for herself in respectable fashion. Russell Brand will be hosting again for some reason, and neither Beyonce nor Lady Gaga have been confirmed as performing guests. if MTV wants me to watch, they are going to have to do better than Green Day, Pink, and Taylor Swift. Im serious.

Happy birthday


to BARACK OBAMA, the president of the United States of America. He celebrated his 48th with birthday girl Helen Thomas with a cake in the press room this morning. sweet.

C'etait un Rendez-Vous

C'était un Rendez-Vous from Thom Graves on Vimeo.



french director Cluade Lelouch made this short film with a camera mounted to a sports car driven through the early morning streets of Paris. mesmerizing.

2sie 2zday : part 1

RIP charles gwathmey

try a little tenderness

the incomparable otis redding


did you know that sitting on the dock of the bay was the first posthumous number one single in US chart history? also, those famous whistles were intended to be replaced with an as yet unwritten lyric.

Tetra Vaal

 
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