just something i found while inventing a new olympic event called "summer pony" over the weekend

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me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016

another champion named simone!

i burst into tears when this happened.

and i burst into laughter when i saw this:

Yea we tied but look who I'm top though!! pic.twitter.com/YBNsXklpfU

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 12, 2016

make sure you're following leslie jones on snapchat, now that she's made it to rio. #slayallday

i finally found out what the rio cauldron lighting looked like

Let the games begin. pic.twitter.com/YVaamT8eTE

— Dave Pell (@davepell) August 5, 2016

i didn't know that djv was in sochi

here he is

i hated this but i also couldn't look away.

unfortunately i can't find an embeddable vidya, but please you need to watch this.

LOL olympics

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finally...

a way to make figure skating enjoyable.


thx hannah! #surfboard

here's american luge(r?) kate hansen warming up for her run to beyonce.

you're already automatically a badass for even luge-ing at all, but this helps a LOT. i wish i knew which song. i bet it was "blow". what do you think?

oh and btw, her twitter handle is @k8ertotz

johnny weir knows exactly what he is doing in sochi

Weir Watch: Is Johnny Weir's outfit today a tribute to Bob Costas' pinkeye? http://t.co/1Wo8l85gSE pic.twitter.com/WPR41Aj3hF

— Gawker (@Gawker) February 11, 2014

it seems it's time to turn our attention to sochi

here's what the americans will be wearing to the opening ceremonies.

most folks dont care for it. what do you think?

remember when her shoelace broke right before her go at the olympics!

this is an interview with the director of an ESPN documentary about tonya harding and the you-know-what with nancy kerrigan.  im going to watch that

 

olympic torch is cursed

in the first of what i'm sure to be are a long list of #lolrussians during the sochi olympics (can't. wait.) read up here on the various mishaps surrounding the tour du torch. highlights include an underwater torch pass and a trip to space! also, some people caught on fire, and a guy died.

omg that half machine olympic runner killed his girlfriend

remember the one from south africa with machine parts instead of legs? he shot his girlfriend dead. more details, plz.

now that's an olympic logo

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did you watch the closing ceremonies last night?

of course you did

did you know

 that the olympic organizers made rad bike rave video promos for track cycling? sfw, if you can fist pump at your job...


UPDATE: the video was put together by CrystalCG with music by the chemical brothers.
omg remember?

erin baker, you are too much.

y'all, i just sent this thatz not okay article to erin because they are hilarious, and while responding she said she must've hit some button because she was able to draw me a picture, and this is what she drew. it's an homage to the boob i saw on the olympics this weekend.

in case you're looking to see other people's junk flopping around outside of the constraints of their swimmin' suits, tune into the water polo gold medal matches. ladies today at 3pm EST, boyz tomorrow and saturday at some time.

in VOLympian news

former tennessee volunteer, aries merritt, took home a gold for the US last night in the men's 110-meter hurdles.

LONDON - In his first Olympic Games, former Tennessee Vol standout Aries Merritt jumped out to an early lead in the 110-meter hurdles final and never looked back as the U.S. Track & Field team member captured the Olympic gold medal on Wednesday night in convincing fashion at Olympic Stadium in London.

Merritt, who won both his qualifying and semifinal heats, improved his personal-best mark to 12.92 and finished steps in front of U.S. teammate Jason Richardson (13.04). His mark of 12.92 is the fastest in the world in 2012 and the second fastest time in Olympic history. (via)

you can watch the final here. did you know that in hurdles, you're allowed to knock them over, as long as you don't do it "purposely". why even have them, you know what i'm saying?

german diver stephan feck at the olympics

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