22 January 2014

do you need a reason to cheer for #VFL peyton manning in the super bowl?


this article contains about a million:
I never completely comprehended the limitations his cervical spine injury and the legacy of four surgeries imposed on him. Prior to surgery, the neurologic damage to his throwing arm led him to be unable to throw an eight yard pass. After the surgery, his pain was better, but his nerve damage persisted. His coaches and trainers were scared for him. According to Jenkins, his former offensive coordinator at Tennessee said,
“He was so out of whack, I had to ask him to quit throwing. He was on his way to hurting himself…He had to rebuild his mechanics from the ground up. He had to relearn everything.”
Manning and everyone around him couldn’t help but think that perhaps he would never recover. And to add insult to injury, in the midst of this physical and emotional crisis, the Indianapolis Colts cut him. The Super Bowl winner and living legend was released from the team he never wanted to leave. Peyton would graciously thank his owners, his team and his fans, he would move to Denver, and he would come back. Incredibly. (via)
and FYI, we here at 2Pz generally pick our super bowl favorite using the scientific which-team-has-the-most-vols formula. here are the results:
2014 Robert Ayers DL Denver Super Bowl XLVIII
2014 Britton Colquitt P Denver Super Bowl XLVIII
2014 Malik Jackson DL Denver Super Bowl XLVIII
2014 Peyton Manning QB Denver Super Bowl XLVIII
2014 Tony McDaniel DL Seattle Super Bowl XLVIII
broncos win 4-1. pretty definitive!

a history of northern new jersey sour grapes about new york teams playing at the meadowlands

in honor of the upcoming new york/ new jersey superbowl that is definitely taking place in new jersey. click HERE

if you're coming to the ANIMALS show this week, read this first

INTERVIEW magazine just released this preshow review of The Baroness is the Future. Kanye West is on the cover, nbd.

They even mention the set in a way that isn't negative!!! #winning


Tickets for the show at Dixon Place are available here, or at the door.


congrats Ms. Dangles!!
you continue to look good in print.

21 January 2014

spoiler alert, jennifer lawrence.


this reporter spoils homeland for jennifer lawrence and she calls her "a monster". it's priceless. joel, you can't watch this because you haven't finished your homeland.

OMG BEST FIRST LADY EVER

(via)

20 January 2014

MVSIC MINVTE W/ MX D∆NGELS feat. MVSCLES


is it 2018 yet?

i just heard that ken burns is working on a 5-part PBS documentary about country music, set to air four years from now!

this gave me the giggles... pubLIZity

jeally beanz

the PSA that david lynch shot for nyc in 1991. spooky scary.

rats have little tiny people hands

omg did y'all see this?

i LOLOLOLOLOL'd the whole way through.
"I don’t even know how to talk about it — it was like a fever dream," Williams said. "And the way they edited it is so beautifully weird." She had yet to talk to Brickell about the video when we spoke, but she had warned Brickell's husband, Paul Simon, about it. "I met [him] right after I’d shot the video, and I told him, 'You’ve gotta tell your wife that this is coming, because she’s going to notice an uptick in ‘What I Am’ attention and I may have something to do with it.' I do it with love — just tell her that.” That same night "he came up to me and he was like, 'I told her,'” Williams continues. "I was like, 'What?' He was like, 'Yeah, I called her. She’s excited.'" (via)

17 January 2014

Happy 92nd Bearthday Betty White!

Here is Betty White's house in the 50s. That dog is adorable but probably dead. But Happy Birthday Betty, you are still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found this and had to add it:

remember when her shoelace broke right before her go at the olympics!

this is an interview with the director of an ESPN documentary about tonya harding and the you-know-what with nancy kerrigan.  im going to watch that

 

FAAAAAANNNGGGGGG FFIIIINNNGGGEEERRRRSSSSS!!!!!!1111


last night the preds goalie used his fang fingers to make what many are predicting will be the "save of the season".

Oooh bitch I'm HUNGRY



Oh Latrice Royale. One of my absolute RPDR faves. No T no shade, but it's no Rupaul megahit. Oh well Latrice, keep on keepin on and GET THOSE NUTS AWAY FROM MY FACE.
 
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