if you only click on one link today, let it be this

Video: Pedals, The NJ Bear Who Walks Like A Human, LIVES!https://t.co/niTc9ckcX5 pic.twitter.com/fty57yCcaS

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) June 23, 2016

oh yeah right

Just in time for today's PM rush hour, the WTC Transit Hub has finally opened. https://t.co/DFEJLcDx8k @WTCProgress pic.twitter.com/43ewtmiNd7

— Architectural Record (@ArchRecord) March 3, 2016

lordy lordy!

what it's like to almost die on the smell jersey turdpike.

i wonder what Mr.CoachV would say about this

bears walking upright in new jersey

a history of northern new jersey sour grapes about new york teams playing at the meadowlands

in honor of the upcoming new york/ new jersey superbowl that is definitely taking place in new jersey. click HERE

the jersey shore burned to the ground last night.

gulp.

janice soprano is my spirit animal

your fortnightly boat

the seastreak ferry (also known as "the most fun you can have on your way to new jersey") forgot how to use its brakes this morning and came careening into pier 11 at wall street, injuring dozens of innocent smell jerseyans.

set your tivo's

danielle is coming back to rhonj

big and tall

chris christie is a joke but at least he knows what a winner looks like. via.

good news!

tim tebow will be parking his tasteless gator tail in broboken, smell jersey where he belongs, significantly decreasing the chance of ever having the misfortune of running into him on the streets of new york. #bulletdodged

the woman cory booker saved speaks

Woman describes being saved by Cory Booker: MyFoxNY.com

it's pretty big

today, kylie quit her disgusting habit that smells bad and gives you cancer - new jersey. and i hit a big round number on 2pz. all in all that's a pretty good day.

what's for lunch?????

it's surprise st. patty's day thursday in new jersey. kind of gross but i'm going to eat it anyway!!

what is mr. polkabottomz doing?

this is my new friend that walks part of the way to work with me now. well, i've seen him twice this week, so i'm assuming it will become a regular thing. i named him mr. polkabottomz.

i also don't know for sure that he's a boy, and according to january jones, he's not. i'm not quite comfortable sexing him yet, but i'll let you know if/when i do.

oh, gmab, NJ trainsit...

Slippery Rail Conditions May Cause Train Delays

September 29, 2011

Autumn’s falling leaves and wet weather have the potential to cause “slippery rail delays,” an age-old problem that affects all railroads in the Northeast and other parts of the world where deciduous trees are prevalent.


Slippery rail condition occurs when falling leaves are crushed by train wheels.  The decaying leaf material creates a slippery, oily residue that coats the rails, resulting in poor traction for trains. 


Slippery rails can make it difficult or impossible for the steel wheels of a train to maintain traction and operate normally.  This condition is similar to the wheels of an automobile on a sheet of ice; the tires may turn but, without traction, the car won’t go very fast.  Unfortunately, a train that encounters traction problems is delayed and can cause delays for the trains behind it, as well.


Doing Our Part


NJ TRANSIT aggressively fights slippery rail conditions with several countermeasures, including:

• Deploying AquaTrack, our high-pressure rail power-washing system that runs along the tracks
• Tree trimming and leaf removal near rail lines
• Strategically spreading sand on the rails in advance of peak periods

Despite our best efforts, the combination of wet conditions following the leaf-fall period may result in traction problems and delayed trains.  As a result, customers may wish to allow extra travel time when traveling during the fall season.


We appreciate your understanding. (via)

sounds like they need to strategically spread sand on their vaginas in advance of peak periods, amiright?!!?!?!?!11

smell jersey has had it up to here...

...with all this rain.

Take a look at this Tshirt

Cleeeeeever.

gchatz w/ starla

starla: well

unfortunately i am being forced to go to a wedding shower in jerzzzzzzzzzz

kylie: ew

starla: the only redeeming thing is it is close to a chick-fil-a

so we'll call the day a wash

SPOTTED : in new jersey

beyonce is there shooting the music video for the first single off her new album. the internet i've read says to expect it to drop at the end of the month.

work it beyonce. i have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more of her in the upcoming weeks, and that is a good thing. via