this does not resemble my week

The week in pictures https://t.co/2AL1D5us41 pic.twitter.com/P4w5i2qfeZ

— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 8, 2016

dis bitch.

I showed Hillary how to use the subway in New York City today. pic.twitter.com/8ZJPvMYBDe

— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) April 8, 2016

love him.

hillary's going to show us the notes

Pulling Podesta aside after an interview, CNN’s Jake Tapper asked him to expand on what Clinton’s plans are “when it comes to Area 51, and whether or not the US government knows of aliens.”

Podesta responds without missing a beat:

"Well, what I’ve talked to the Secretary about, and what she’s said now in public, is that if she’s elected President and she gets into office, she’ll ask for as many records as the United States federal government has to be declassified. And I think that’s a commitment that she intends to keep, and that I intend to hold her to." (via)

a little something else for your friday

pat benatar / heathers / beetlejuice ?

samantha bee x terry gross

what else could you ask for on a friday morning?

this absolutely killed me

https://t.co/B3uAzPqbbX pic.twitter.com/JieFM1q5kN

— Mark (@tole_cover) April 2, 2016

RELATABLE

After a campaign stop in the Bronx Thursday, Hillary Clinton needed five swipes to successfully pass through the turnstile at the 161st Street station near Yankee Stadium, where she caught an uptown 4 train and rode it two stops to 170th Street. (via)

at least she didn't rack herself on the bar.

me too J.B.

Is it Friday yet? pic.twitter.com/uWGn3OfNPY

— Angela Lansbury News (@_AngelaLansbury) April 6, 2016

all i do is embed youtubes...BUT

ya'll, watch this

literally CTMOLWT

what's trending today?!!!1

this Lip Sync Battle from Jimmy Fallon featuring Melissa McCarthy as Pocahontas (spoiler alert).

this reminds me of my older brother, 2Pz's very own JVM.

the internet told me these ladies are "beyonce's teenage proteges"

they have my attention.

different reactions

Oh my word that was insane pic.twitter.com/YLC3q11PSF

— Aaron Mansfield (@aaroncmansfield) April 5, 2016

When #Villanova wins the #NationalChampionship at the buzzer. Nova watch party in the Pavilion pic.twitter.com/EAXMUIhirj

— Patrick Shatkus (@shatkusp) April 5, 2016

monday night karaoke

Only in Nashville on a Monday night #peytonmanning @leebrice @ShayMooney #whiskeyjam pic.twitter.com/M3YgT9bzZ8

— Danielle Davenport (@DanielleD24_) April 5, 2016

well, he's done it.

DJV has taken the big prize. did y'all see how that game ended?!

me neither but i read about it.