OH NO THEY DONT

Huge, wind-powered "strandbeests" arrive in San Francisco https://t.co/jo7I18QjAw pic.twitter.com/NKBFOq213Q

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 27, 2016

what's trending today?!!!1

this Lip Sync Battle from Jimmy Fallon featuring Melissa McCarthy as Pocahontas (spoiler alert).

this reminds me of my older brother, 2Pz's very own JVM.

BE VIGILANT.

the NWS has issued a wind warning for the rest of the afternoon in brooklyn and queefs, and last time it got windy around here, a bride-to-be got killt and her loved ones were forced to have a wedding-themed funeral.

do not let this happen to you.

what mondays are like

A freak storm surprised residents of Scandinavia last week, giving them just 24 hours to prepare before striking with destructive winds. (via)

beautiful realtime wind map

thxmax

wind wafflez.

you have to go here and look at this pretty real-time wind map.

floppy puppy ears

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HFS

omg did y'all hear about this stage collapse that happened over the weekend just before a sugarland concert? 5 people died, and a lot more were injured. (warning: don't watch this video. it's too scary.)

not the way this is supposed to work

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youve got to watch this

this little calf was stuck on thin ice, so they called the local tv news chopper to come and use its powerful downdraft to blow the little cow to safety. seriously. make sure you stick around to :50 when the cow is trying to walk.

the birth of venus

A Roman statue stands on the shore of the Mediterranean Sea in the southern city of Ashkelon on Dec. 14. The statue, which had been buried for centuries, was unearthed by the winter gales that have raked Israel's coast. The marble figure was found in the remains of a cliff that crumbled under the force of winds, waves and rain, the Israel Antiquities Authority said. via. source.

watch what happens to these baby ducks

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flying

the gale force wind off the coast of britain lifted this guy off his feet. via

dyson fan

The blades on conventional electric fans literally chop the air, which means the airflow is uneven, causing unpleasant buffeting.
The Dyson Air Multiplier™ fan has no blades. Instead it uses Air Multiplier™ technology to amplify air 15 times, expelling 405 litres of cool, smooth and uninterrupted air every second.
Air is accelerated through an annular aperture set within the loop amplifier. This creates a jet of air which passes over an airfoil-shaped ramp that channels its direction. Surrounding air is drawn into the airflow (this is called inducement and entrainment). (via)

the apolocalypse

has anyone noticed how gd windy it is in nyc today? they're saying it's gusting up to 40 mph!

40 mph!!

Dude Perfect

First of all, No way this is fake. These Texans are as authentic as they come. The proof is in the the pickup, tree stand, shot gun, tractors, water towers, ball caps, accents, and grim facial hair. Not to mention the debilitating state-wide geological and psychological barrenness. I've been to Aggieland and I can attest there is nothing but wind and boredom. Nonetheless, so impressive. Go Aggies.