congrats kim clijsters

7-5, 6-3.

look at this fucking teabagger

a hot new website.

teyana taylor, new hotness

serena lost control

penalty point = match point. game set match kim clijsters.

no more jonathon crompton

please and thank you!

go vols.

this bunny's giving his all for tennessee today.

how emBEARassing

25 worst facebook status mistakes

dont forget to give your all today

go vols

4PM, EST Tennessee vs UCLA

enjoy your weekend

meow

gchatz w/ mom

(after i sent her that kathy griffin video down there...)

Jan: that wasn't too funny

me: oh

Jan: but it was worth a watch

me: i just like the 'drink the tears of fame...bottoms up'

Jan: yeah...that was a good one

you always see the glass half full

me: and i always like when people refer to their children as little shits

reminds me of my own childhood

Jan: i was just thinking the same thing

but my favorite verbal abuse was when I called you guys 'children of the corn"

me: ctm

my favorite story of all tiem is when you chased us with a meat tenderizer

Jan: omg...did i really

me: omg you dont remember?

its a great story

you used to always threaten us with a wooden spoon

Jan: NO

I remember wooden spoons

me: and one day....you went to the drawer...and i think we were laughing at your threats

Jan: r u making that up
me: and you pulled out the meat tenderizer instead

Jan: wow...did i catch you

me: and markie and i went running

into your room

in the ravenwood house

and behind the bed

Jan: that must've been pre-Prozac

me: and you came in after us and were standing over us with it and then you just started laughing

Jan: oh thank god

i was about to turn myself in to the cops

me: haha

it was the best joke ever

celebrity mashups

solange knowles was hanging out with ed droste from grizzly bear. i want to hear the song. i also learned from twitter that solange and grizzly bear were on the same festival circuit when they struck up a friendship. solange was the one that recommended that beyonce and jay-z check them out live at the pool party show.

drink the tears of fame.

bottoms up!

thx john.

blog sneak attack

john: ugh
youtube is being slow today
probably because it's sept. 11th
their bandwith is at HALF MAST!
ZING!
me: ctm!

typography quiz!

cheese or font?

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final destination

guy gets stuck in elevator. prays for release. goes to church following harrowing ordeal to thank god for listening to him. gets crushed by collapsing stone altar.

when its your time to go, i guess.

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