[people dressed as] black bears spread across tennessee

they can't full me with that costume.

Blackbears Spread Across Tennessee

Wildlife officials want public to be safe, enjoy sightings

(via)

it's pretty big

today, kylie quit her disgusting habit that smells bad and gives you cancer - new jersey. and i hit a big round number on 2pz. all in all that's a pretty good day.

well said.

"My main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin. If I had a son he’d look like Trayvon. I think they are right to expect that all of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness it deserves and are going to get to the bottom of what happened."

-president obama (via)

joel's going to love this

featuring john's favorite pick-up line: "you'll be donald, i'll be daisy."

Zayn, I'm going to say yes.

gloatin' time.

i know you're all on p's and n's awaiting the results of the first annual boys vs. girls tennis death match that happened last night. i'm happy to report that the city (me and starla) overcame a 3-1 deficit to finish 5-3 over white gilt (joel and deej) as the sun set. they bought us the obligatory huckleberry lemonades at the clubhouse after. all is right in the world.

as you can see in this photo, dave is trying to crush the hand that crushed him. i can barely feel it!

stay tuned, as there WILL be a rematch.

photo credit: liz herber.

spotifriday

today's spotifriday is:

bonnie raitt artist radio

aka all of my dad's favorite songs.

don't be shy about skipping norah jones.

keekers leaving new jersey this afternoon

starla's charity case update!

oh no! i'm almost touching nsikan!!

burger

omar as ODB

Sit back and get ready for Michael K. Williams, a.k.a. Omar Little from The Wire and Chalky White from Boardwalk Empire, to become the foul-mouthed rapper millennials love to love: Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Williams just agreed to play ODB. in an upcoming feature about the rapper's life as told through the eyes of a 22-year-old intern named Jarred Weisfeld who becomes a manager. And, yes, it's based on a true story. It's called Dirty White Boy. (via)

#sexysexysexy

that'll do just fine!

KTV sent us a picture of this adorable beanbag chair. is it a preview of the gift we are about to get?!

guess who's adorbz...

KATNISS!!

thx liz!

"i did watch a video of what is probably a corgi hiking. it was great. may cause nausea but totes worth it!"

from melissa.

just thinking out loud

yesterday i listened to A LOT of one erection direction and picked a favorite song (listen above) and a favorite group member (zayn). now im not going to mention any names, but SOMEONE is turning 29 on May 27th, and there is SOME boy band on tour who happens to be playing at the Beacon Theater on May 26th, and tickets just happen to go on sale this weekend.