YAS NOPE!

Cashier: Do You Wanna Donate A $1 To Help With Florida's Natural Disaster???

Me: NOPE!! pic.twitter.com/aCumLopsn3

— Mel (@__kiingx__) November 9, 2016

dolphin statue chill af

Significant storm surge occurring in #OrmondBeach #HurricaneMatthew #florida #stormsurge pic.twitter.com/5qhxhDBiKN

— Shaw (@ShawSsimpsont) October 7, 2016

never forget.

If they didn't know, now they do. Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/89XW9HYUW8

— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 27, 2016

also, georgia sucks.

florida football

Watch Marco Rubio repeatedly nail a kid in the face with a football to the tune of "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters.

A video posted by Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) on Aug 19, 2015 at 2:27pm PDT

thx hb!

oh no.

by default, we have to like this song.

happy holidays from the satanic temple of tallahassee

DM joel if you want to watch this autoplay video. =)

march madness fun factz : SEC dominance edition

In many ways, Tennessee's emergence has run parallel to the Wildcats'. Like Kentucky, the Volunteers were always obviously talented. Like Kentucky, Tennessee's advanced analytics revealed a team far better than its record suggested. Like Kentucky, which beat Louisville on its own floor in December, the Vols' 35-point win over Virginia gave fans a result to point to and say, see? Like Kentucky, UT spent most of the SEC season underwhelming -- being swept by Texas A&M, losing to Vanderbilt, getting overrun on defense at Missouri -- before flipping some kind of switch in the final weeks.

The result for the SEC, combined with Florida's wins, is a 7-0 SEC record in the NCAA tournament. It's the first conference to go 7-0 or better in the NCAA tournament entering the Sweet 16 since the Big East went 8-0 in 2003, according to ESPN Stats & Information. The last time the SEC went 7-0 or better in the NCAA tournament entering the Sweet 16 was 1996, when Kentucky won the national title.

That was the dominant discussion late in the day Sunday -- how the lowly SEC had redeemed itself in the NCAA tournament. Some even went so far as to claim the SEC had been unfairly maligned, that the tournament revealed a league far stronger than anyone previously realized. (via)

turns out, we can haz basketball too.

your daily nightmare

did you know 2Pz is a horror blog now?

When entomologist and bee removal expert Jonathan Simkins was alerted to the presence of a larger-than-average yellow jacket wasp nest on privately-owned hunting ground in Central Florida, he expected to have his work cut out for him.

But he certainly never expected to find himself battling to the death against the Mother of All Wasp Nests.

"I have never seen a nest this large in my entire life," Simkins told WFLA. "This is the prehistoric nest from the dinosaur ages."

An everyday nest, Simkins says, might contain anywhere between 1,000 to 5,000 insects. The Jurassic nest, by comparison, may have contained "more than a million."

Simkins set out to eliminate the six-by-eight-foot beast, only to find himself being attacked by countless worker wasps.

"I have to be honest with you, I was terrified at one point," he told the local NBC affiliate, "and there were several times that I had to pull out and get a breather. My heart rate was racing, I had hundreds of them on my veil." (via)

thousands of queens.

"You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody's going to say nothing."

a guy at a subway in a walmart in florida was menaced by the subway employee when he asked for ketchup on his philly cheese steak sub.

does subway have ketchup? via

"I noticed, like, legs and a hand print"

This lady in Florida found a cute little pink froggy friend in her salad bag that she bought from Walmart. Isn't that fun? via

Walmart says: "Thanks for bringing this to our attention. This fails to meet our high standards of quality food at every level."

OH SHIT

damn nature, you scary

confidence i can get behind

“I think people want to wait and see how we do against Florida, but I’m here to tell them that we’re going to beat them,” Tennessee defensive end Darrington Sentimore said. (via)

just look what he did with that gator-colored tackling dummy.

how sad.

HOT SLUT OF THE DAY : this cute turtle!

this bitch swam all the way up to brooklyn from florida (smart move, turtle) and then got hooked on a fisherman's line. look how goddamn cute it is!!

we reached out to patrick halley for comment:

here comes the hand of god to wipe the republican scourge from the earth

as we speak, tropical storm isaac is gathering strength and is forecast to be a category 2 hurricane directly over tampa, florida on monday night. you might remember that the grand old party has their mitt romney party scheduled at exactly the same time. things are getting serious and the mayor of tampa is threatening to shut the whole thing down. stay tuned. source source

Bryan Safi on the best part of Florida

I'll tell you, the most beautiful part of Florida is central Florida. Anyone will tell you that. I like, when I go to Florida I want to know that I am LANDLOCKED in a state surrounded by pristine waters.

from the throwing shade podcast

well said.

"My main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin. If I had a son he’d look like Trayvon. I think they are right to expect that all of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness it deserves and are going to get to the bottom of what happened."

-president obama (via)

its called a cloud tsunami and im convinced it wants to kill you

lots of cool weather pictures from florida.

dedicated to t-dubs

ctm.

the internet's most obnoxious sports blogger, clay travis, points out that this rendering of future renovations of florida's football stadium shows a florida fan wearing jorts.