i'm sorry for not posting this sooner

azealia banks - bad bitches do it

not from the upcoming album, but still pretty damn good. via.

happy pizza friday!

sigh....remember college?

oh hey naomi

this is what naomi campbell wore the the mcqueen party, i mean memorial service i told you about yesterday. she looks like a sad and sexy bird. via. follow the link for a picture of daphne guiness taking a tumble that i am too proud to post here.

naomi campbell: model, citizen, badass

naomi campbell rocks my tits off. i saw her in a repeat on oprah today, and then there is this nytimes article; bitch causes a scene.

she does power cleanse three times a year, sometimes for 18 days at a time. no wonder she gets angry! its called hunger! it happens to me three times a day at least.

in love. werk it out.

that. bitch.

serena stole joan's husband!

i don't like people playin wit my plates.

my freind (that's so) raven took this pitcha down in auburn.

quotes from ladies.

reading sarah palin's spoken words on paper kind of feels similar to trying to pull a hidden image out of a magic eye poster...

""No administration in America's history would I think ever have considered such a step that we just found out that President Obama is supporting today.

You know that's kinda like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight and one of the kids saying 'Go ahead, punch me in the face and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead and do what you want to with me.'"
-sarah palin

don't worry, he burned her up.

""I really have no response to that. Last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues."
-barack obama

UPDATE: sarah palin again mocks the president by suggesting that he is the one who lacks the credentials to dictate nuc-ular policy because he is nothing but a part time senator/ community organizer. (click here)

...one thing that she forgot to mention in his resume is that he is the president of the united states, in constant communication with the secretary of defense and the joint chiefs of staff.

wearing shoes that be talking bitches.

see all 90 bitch-types here.

scary bitches threaten french guy

anna wintour and french anna wintour are telling this dude that he should be trying harder to support the fashion industry in france. via.

such an ice cold idol

did you see this yet?
60 minutes interview with anna wintour. i want an anna wintour in my life.

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memphis karaoke

i went and did karaoke with some friends on saturday at a place here in memphis called yosemite sams. i performed my proud mary standard and threw in a little stevie wonder superstitious.
one of the funniest things that happened was when some meek and mild girl got up and did a very meek and mild version of reba's fancy. one of the girls i was with bribed the karaoke host with 20 bucks to let her follow up with the same song right after meek and mild finished. it was pretty spectacular.