will you get a load of this asshole?

Lane Kiffin is here. And he's wearing stunna shades. https://t.co/1ZJl0wmSrG

— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) January 12, 2016

luckily, they left his ass at the stadium.

The Alabama team buses aren't here anymore. Lane Kiffin is. pic.twitter.com/CoerIM49VA

— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) January 12, 2016

the scientific term for this is "poopnado"

this short workweek SUCKED. here's to getting out of that sperm whale's poopnado.

SHUT UP. EVERYONE JUST SHUT. UP.

The Transportation Department has finally realized that drivers don't even see those "Don't Honk" signs littering the streets, let alone obey them, and hopes to have all of them taken down by the end of the year, the New York Times reports. (via)

i counted 7 honks while posting this.

thx phil!

dedicated to DJV

kate plus eight, plus a dumb bitch

kate gooseling and sarah palin are teaming up for an episode of "kate plus eight," where one screwed up family goes to alaska to visit another screwed up family...and camp. ugh! why won't either of you go away?


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quotes from ladies.

reading sarah palin's spoken words on paper kind of feels similar to trying to pull a hidden image out of a magic eye poster...

""No administration in America's history would I think ever have considered such a step that we just found out that President Obama is supporting today.

You know that's kinda like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight and one of the kids saying 'Go ahead, punch me in the face and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead and do what you want to with me.'"
-sarah palin

don't worry, he burned her up.

""I really have no response to that. Last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues."
-barack obama

UPDATE: sarah palin again mocks the president by suggesting that he is the one who lacks the credentials to dictate nuc-ular policy because he is nothing but a part time senator/ community organizer. (click here)

...one thing that she forgot to mention in his resume is that he is the president of the united states, in constant communication with the secretary of defense and the joint chiefs of staff.

oh brother jesus christ give me a break!

i swear. to god. there is not one sane person in south carolina

on december 8th, henry e. brown, jr. a house member from south carolina introduced H.res.951, with 17 co-sponsors :

Resolved, That the House of Representatives—
(1) recognizes the importance of the symbols and traditions of Christmas;
(2) strongly disapproves of attempts to ban references to Christmas; and
(3) expresses support for the use of these symbols and traditions by those who celebrate Christmas.

representative brown issues a press release explaining his decision to introduce the bill:

"i am troubled by the growing sentiment that the phrase 'merry christmas' is not appropriate and i am worried that attempts to celebrate a 'politically correct' holiday season may cause the loss of some of the traditions sacred to this widely celebrated holiday.

i recognize that there are many religions that celebrate a variety of holidays this month and in accordance with the first amendment, i believe it is important to preserve the right for everyone to worship as they believe....

we must not forget that the true meaning of christmas is to celebrate of the birth of christ and i will continue to work to protect the sanctity of this great holiday."

warning.

word of caution to everyone i know.

if i see a GD scrunchy in your head im going to rip it out.

kelly bein' crazy

"HONESTLYYYyyyy....first of all i thought, like, new york was the seventh housewife...but, the real seventh housewife is 'you don't know me'.

happy monday ;(

7.45am is a perfect time to operate 3-4 jackhammers below my bedroom window.

what's that you say?

what's that you say, janet napolitano? everyone was overreacting to H1N1? all of this panic-mongering was for naught? it's just the regular flu?

that's what i thought. now stfu.

kill me now.

i'm going to have to stop watching the 4th hour of the today show because of this commercial alone.

eight-seven-SEVen, three-nine-three

FOUR.

FOUR.

FOUR.

EIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!