oh, hillz.

#GOPdebate pic.twitter.com/rBT90JvCmM

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 29, 2015

UPDATE: HOW EM-BEAR-ASSING

you guys already knew.

this is a picture of me, now.

bored to death : season 3

ctm.

the last straw

dear kid cudi,

you've officially bored me to death. i'm done playin' with you.

goodbye forever,
kylie

more like general dont-DIE-on-us!

WASHINGTON — The commander of American forces in the Middle East, Gen. David H. Petraeus, appeared to faint briefly during an intense period of questioning Tuesday by senators concerning whether the military could fulfill President Obama’s orders to begin pulling troops from Afghanistan in July of next year.

General Petraeus, a long-distance runner, slumped forward toward the microphone where he was seated and was escorted from the Senate hearing room by aides.

He returned about 30 minutes later and was greeted with applause from those in the audience.

“I just got dehydrated,” General Petraeus said. Though he indicated he was able to continue his testimony, he was asked to return later in the week. (via)

he passed out while john mccain was at the mic. not that surprising, actually.

worldcupomgwhendoesrealfootballstart?

As good looking as Ronaldo may be, he could not score a goal, and there has been another thrilling tie between Portugal and Cote d'Ivoire (that's douchebag for Ivory Coast).

Up next Brazil and North Korea.

6 months and 15 days

that's how long it takes for free sandwiches to wear out their welcome.

come on.

are you ready for a really exciting and relevent live super bowl halftime show!?!?!?

well, don't be. because you're not going to get one. it's going to be the who.

boooooooooooring. ;(

RIP nico.

carly's google reminded me that i heard this happened.

want to be a part of something?

join me in boycotting michael jackson's posthumous single, "this is it"!

it's easy. don't follow any links that have the words "this", "is", or "it" in them. if you see michael jackson anywhere on your screen, hit the nearest x (or red dot, for mac users).

good luck, everyone!

i'm going to find all your treasures.

jic you're not already watching hbo's new show, bored to death, i want you to know that you should be. g.animalz showed me last night, and it is hysterical.

set in brooklyn, starring jason schwartzman, zack galifianakis, and ted danson. lots of physical comedy surrounding the public nuisance of strollers. 11 biscuits!