course they did.

Democrats reportedly ate Chick-fil-A during gun control sit-in https://t.co/Lb1R5XH2Zo pic.twitter.com/ESPd30wxgW

— Eater (@Eater) June 23, 2016

no shade.

starla's boyfriend in the news

Guy makes his girlfriend a bouquet of Chick-Fil-A fries and nuggets like a true romantic https://t.co/RYQFpP38o5 pic.twitter.com/bw7w0lqSjy

— Mashable (@mashable) February 16, 2016

long read

gawker writer waits outside for chick-fil-a's raffle for free meals for a year/one free meal per week. then finally gets inside and has to endure a chick-fil-a pump up party. 

who is ready to go try the new NYC spot?

Can you be liberal and eat at Chick-fil-A? http://t.co/E4qMQdldLY pic.twitter.com/Wl2fNhWoKj

— Mashable (@mashable) October 5, 2015

OH THANK GOD

it's over. it's finally over.

No amount of backlash was going to keep Chick-Fil-A out of NYC, proving that the powers that be cannot be put off by bigoted jerks or the prospect of dirty fryer money. Your chicken dreams have come true, NYC: Chick-Fil-A is poised for invasion, with plans to open multiple restaurants within our boroughs this year. In a long "behind-the-scenes" profile in USA Today, the brand revealed plans to "open 108 restaurants this year—most of them urban and a good chunk of them in New York City." (via)

#blessed #chickendreamz

i think thomas wilhelm or starla dropped this correspondence

starla is the chicken freak and thomas wilhelm can really let his hair down, but only with starla.

 thx for the tip kylie

GURL!

you must watch this.

oh my god we've killed him

the vice president of corporate public relations for Chick-fil-a died of a heart attack today. gulp.

bon appétit! i wouldn't eat that if i were you.

It's been a bad few weeks for food.  Get read to not enjoy anything anymore.

A new study indicates that sugar, in the quantities most Americans consume it, may be as toxic as alcohol and cigarettes.  A scientist at UC Davis has shown that excessive consumption of sugar and high fructose corn syrup overwhelm the liver, which then converts the extra fructose into fat that can clog arteries as LDL cholesterol plaque.  Whats even more alarming is that a professor at Harvard believes that some forms of cancer have "evolved" to grow by feeding off of the excess sugar in our systems that would normally be absorbed by fats and muscle.   The problem with all of this is that sugar has been added to pretty much everything we eat including many thing we don't usually consider unhealthy sources of sugar, such as breads, yogurt, fruit juices and peanut butter.  So basically, that tumor inside of you is just going to continue to grow until consumes you.

Now that sugar is essentially the same as rat poison, you might be thinking you'll continue finding joy in your life through food by eating delicious fatty red meat (after all, it's that sugar giving you heart disease).  Well, think again; basically, your life gets shorter every time you consume red meat.  It's also going to give you heart disease and cancer.

But that's okay, because you can always chow down at chik-fil-a even if you're gay, right?  Ehhhhhh, I wouldn't if I were you.  The US Agricultural Department is planning to expand a pilot program that allows poultry processors to manage their own inspections.  But whistle blowers are warning that the plan has some major and seemingly obvious problems.  For instance, USDA documents released under the freedom of information act show that processing facilities in the pilot program were missing "defective" birds at high rates.  In this case, defective means diseased or covered in feces.

Oh, and let's not forget about pink slime.

starla eats chick-fil-a

and now these drag queens (including Willam from season 4 of Rupaul's Drag Race) say that this sort of behavior might be ok. As for me and my house, we will NEVER FORGET!

n-words in paris, update!

while the internet's been buzzing about the recent release of the video for jay-z and kanye's "you-know-whats in paris", i came across a claim that they had performed the song 168 times on the watch the throne tour. i quickly realized that there's no way they played that many shows, and dug a little deeper. this is hilarious:

The video -- which West directed -- starts with footage of the duo's Los Angeles performance, a decision that was perhaps made to honor the number of times they rapped the song live (10 consecutive times at the show in question). From there, the video becomes a mix of special effects (primarily of the kaleidoscopic variety) and concert footage (via)

According to Rap Radar and the fan video below, the Throne duo played the song nine times in a row last night at the end of their second show at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Nine times! At the album version's three-minute, 40-second length, that's more than a half hour of nothing but a song you've already heard a million times — that'd be, like, well on your way to two full episodes of Arrested Development on Netflix! "A glorious occasion … a record-setting evening … it's so magnificent," raved the proud multimillionaires from the stage. (via)

If you have been to one of the Watch the Throne Tour concerts, you know that Jay-Z and Kanye West really love to perform their WTT banger “Niggas in Paris“, which is currently #6 on the Billboard Hot 200. In fact, the duo performed the song 11 times in one concert in Vancouver. (via)

On their Watch The Throne tour last year, Jay-Z and Kanye West became notorious for performing their triumphant banger “Niggas In Paris” over and over, as many as 10 times. (via)

that's about how many times i've watched the video in the last 18 hours.

AAAAA-GGGAAAIINNN!!!!

I Don't Know About You...

But I cannot stand the thought of this chicken head being the first mistress lady of the USA.  CLUCK!

gchatz w/ starla

starla: well

unfortunately i am being forced to go to a wedding shower in jerzzzzzzzzzz

kylie: ew

starla: the only redeeming thing is it is close to a chick-fil-a

so we'll call the day a wash

boycotting chick fil a

Today I ate chick fil a. FOR THE LAST TIME. You may think that I ate chick fil a for the last time because I'm moving to NYC on Sunday and they don't have any delicious spicy chicken sandwiches for miles. Well, you're wrong! I'm boycotting chick fil a because they are gaycist. My next chick fil a meal will not happen until they stop donating to anti-equality causes and start opening their asses up on Sunday!

50 reasons..

...to be pumped that you live in nyc. i think a lot of us could use some reminders these days, amiright ladies?!!? some of these are a bit cheesy, but here are a few that i identified with:

50. Sending your laundry out for someone else to wash and dry it is not only convenient, it's just good business.

48. The secret Chick Fil-A at the NYU dining hall.

26. Smart people are the norm, not the exception. (Which doesn't mean they're sane, but at least no one's boring.)

25. Except in select 'hoods like Park Slope and perhaps the Upper West Side, children are viewed as mysterious beings, rarely sighted and only occasionally understood, like pixies or magical small butlers. Until they scream, in which case, they are banished from the palace.

24. When you fly back into the city after a vacation or business trip, no matter how long you've lived here, you get that butterflies-in-the-stomach feeling.

19. There's no shame in sticking your fingers in your ears like an anal weirdo when an ambulance goes by screeching.

10. Subway rage. Bike-lane rage. Walking rage. Random rage. These are our therapy.

7. Subway "prewalking," in which you walk to the exact right spot on the platform to board the train car that will save you the most time upon exit, exists and has a name. Gotta respect. (via)

thx davey!