YAS EMAILS

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— John Flynn (@bryne) December 13, 2016

just ignore this email news.

i've read about it and its nbd. everything's fine.

oh boy.

Want to know what kind of mood Hillary is in after Round 1 of #Benghazi testimony? #news https://t.co/nH07YQtuGz

— Independent Journal (@IJDOTCOM) October 22, 2015

hill's feelin' the bern.

and so am i, quite frankly.

this one is cute too, if you ignore jim webb bringing up a time he killed a man...

zero dark inbox

What's the number of unread emails—right now, at this moment, without changing anything—in your inbox? That would be 3,487 in the case of Jen here; 1 in the case of Rebecca. More about what that means in a second, but first, a bit of backstory: The New Yorker's Silvia Killingsworth has embarked on an exploration of what she dubs in her headline as "Zero Dark Inbox," or having absolutely zero unread emails in one's inbox. (via)

read the rest and tell us in the comments which kind of sick relationship with email applies to you!

i'm somewhere between email hoarder and richard lawson.

check yourself before you wreck yourself

did you just get a really funny internet link from a friend, family member, or colleague?

you best check yourself before you forward that shit along. it might be older than yesterday's meme!


is it old? will provide you with a link freshness rating, just to be on the safe side. the more you know.

kylie's idea of a housewarming gift for me

look what i just got in my email inbox.

jake and carey in nashville

three weekends ago jake gyllenhaal was in nashville again. saturday he and carey mulligan ate at city house (friday night of the same weekend i ate at city house), he went to a house party on granny white pike, he went to a dance party at 12th and porter, and he was spotted at a gas station.

from the sound of it, he and carey were just looking for me at all my old haunts. hey jake, if you want to hang out with me so bad, just email me at 2PzNaPpod@gmail.com and give me your cell number. i promise ill call you back.

tonecheck.

Let's face it: Sometimes you send an email that you fully intend to convey anger or annoyance. But text communication is rife with misunderstandings, and often an email with perfectly pleasant intentions can lead to a lot of upset coworkers. That's what ToneCheck aims to address. (via)

thx g!

dont mind if i do!

for you my dear readers

how to get a computer virus...

this may be difficult to read, but should enlarge if you click on it. its a screencap from Melissa's spam collector....

subject line: "rabbit manure"

preview text: "Mr. Melton, I live in King and have about 100 rabbits. The..."

can you imagine reading that and NOT opening?

emails from an asshole

hilarious. thx joey tony!