i was going to say "nothing to see here" but that is a DAMN LIE. this is SOMETHING

Get ready for some feeeeeels....

omf.

this tiny tiny deer was born at the queens zoo.

who knew queens even had a zoo?

hahaha paris hilton, a monkey, some deer, and a banana

Poor sweet deer getting bullied by a monkey for a banana. 🍌🐒

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:27am PST

puppeh and deer wildlife encounter

kitty and deer wildlife encounter

here's a deer entering a coffee shop upstate

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reminds me of.

retroactive reincarnation

today, it is so blazing hot outside that all of our air conditioners at work keep trippin' the breakerz (industry vernacular) and its one thousand degrees in my office and i died. i almost lived, but then the ambulance coming to save me ran over my body. anyway, don't worry, because i have been retroactively reincarnated to the date of may 3rd, when i came back as this tiny deer at the queens zoo.

my name is teacup tori, what's yours!?

what friday should feel like if there were more bambi babies and wolf puppies to go around.

why oh why are my arms so short?

quit licking my butt, deer.

deer just wants to say hi

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oooh, has anyone seen my taaacooos?!

this deer came crashing into a taco mac in alpharetta. you'll never believe this, but i've actually eaten at this taco mac. i bet erin baker has, too. that guy at least could've held the door for him.

dear joel,

love,
kylie

a real animal?

called a mane wolf.

kylie's idea of a housewarming gift for me

look what i just got in my email inbox.

my name is Confetti and im so happy!

LIKES: clover, bunnies, sunglasses!
DISLIKES: state roads, things that are red, the letter N!

dont mind me... just sniffing you out.

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in zombie baby deer news...

omf. i am a baby deer and i crawled out of my dead mother's carcass after she got hit by a car when she was crossing the road to find some fresh grass to nibble. im ok, but im having trouble walking on this slick ground! ahhhhhh.

my goodness.

this deer and puppy love soccer.

double welx!

thx g.

a word i learned.

i think i am....crepuscular (fixed!). just like deers and the red panda.