that's what girls worry about, right?

#neverforget

also, did you hear that they killed off brian last night?

last night we watched alien.

it was really fun, and i also was reminded of this.

if you're in east nashville and you're in the mood for sausage, go see my cousin chris at porter road butcher

via

the muscley armed paperboy

zac efron and nicole kidman are here in the poster for some movie they are in. via.

peter griffin drinks red bull

Red Bull Family Guy Moment
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in honor of trashley akin

i'm sorry...i got a little nervous...

also, check out stewie's outfit. is he looking especially good or WHAT?

yessssss.

In many ways, the “Family Guy” episode “Partial Terms of Endearment” is typical of that audacious Fox animated comedy, teeming with rapid-fire jokes and willfully offensive non sequiturs about disabled animals, God, Nazis, bodily functions and the sexual habits of “Sesame Street” characters.

It is also an episode in which a central character finds herself with an unwanted pregnancy and contemplates an abortion, a subject that is frankly discussed — and flagrantly satirized — by the cartoon’s cast. The Fox network has said it will not broadcast “Partial Terms of Endearment,” which was produced for the 2009-10 season.

However, the home video arm of 20th Century Fox plans to release the episode as a stand-alone DVD in September, in packaging that plays up its polarizing qualities. When it does, many “Family Guy” fans will get their first look at an unlikely reminder of the television networks’ aversion to the issue of abortion, and a rare boundary encountered by an often rebellious series. (via)

ok i picked one!

i was perusing the post positions for the kentucky derby, which jicydak is this weekend. g.animalz is going! i knoooooooow. anyway, i've picked my pony.

his name is conveyance.  and if you have any confusion about why i might've chosen this horse, refer to below clip:



here's a list of ponies. leave your pick in the comments!

bread baby

two sundays ago family guy ran an episode featuring a character with down syndrome, named ellen, who was voiced by andrea fay friedman, an actress who actually has down syndrome. jicydak, during the episode, ellen states that she's the daughter of the former governor of alaska, which is an obvious joke on sarah palin who's youngest son, trig, also has d synd.

well, you can imagine that ol' bitch palin got her knickers in a wad. the following monday, she referred to the episode as a "disappointment." her deviant slut of a daughter, who can't keep her fucking legs shut long enough to marry white trash before she makes a baby with it, referred to the show's writers as "heartless jerks".

later that week, andrea responded with her own statement, and boy is it good:

"I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."

A-BURN!

trust me...

queefood

teaser : meg goes to jail???

family [feud] guy

that's alright. soda's alright on mah watch.

thx joey!

just wanted to share this with everyone

the same giraffe from last night

what is precious doing?

remember this terrifying buffalo bill scene from silence of the lambs?



and remember when chris griffin got caught recreating it?



well, jicyww (like i was) what that jazzy little tune is, here you go. goodbye horses. ctm. by q lazzarus.

thx john for doing all the legwork. brb making a skin suit.

michael vick's out

Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick left a federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas, early Wednesday, according to his publicist and the Federal Bureau of Prisons. He will serve the last two months of his 23-month sentence in home confinement in Virginia, his publicist Judy Smith said. He is a native of Newport News, Virginia. (CNN)

woke up with this song in my head.

hills recap and omg family guy!

gawker hills recap.

thx g.

and as i am posting this, this week's family guy is on my tv. you'll never guess what this ep is about.....the hills! brian hooks up with and begins dating lauren conrad. and according to the internet, she did her own voice!