toopz of the paaaaaasssst

just over 2 years ago (omg can u believe it?) we were preparing to survive the great green point flood and put together a list. that list was called FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE.

this is what we NEEDED

FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE:

Cheetos

Seltzer water

Chilean Miner Chips-

tortilla chips

BOTTLED water

h0t d0gs

diet coke

cookies

lantern,

candles.

‘tillas

pep jack cheese

cheddah

‘cados

limes

lemons

frozen lemonades

mac n’ chz

chef boyarde?

tuna, sardines yum!,

saltines  

tape

dip! salsa, etc

ice bag

twinkies

TWINS

LASAGNA

Carrots

Celery

Ground Beef

Tomato paste (12 oz) tomato sauce

onion

garlick

spices

ricotta cheeze

mozzeralla

parm cheese  

lasagna noods

BOOZE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!!1111

beer

red wine

white wine

firefly.

ETC.

styrofoam cooler

ouija board for seances

hunger games audio book 3

everyone remember to fully charge your cell phones and computers!

cash

book

it's hunkerin' time!

gather up your loved ones and head for the hills.

While the forecast is still subject to change, the current indication is that while New England will bear the brunt of the storm’s severity — with more than two feet of snow and blizzardlike conditions – New York City and the surrounding area are also in for a significant hit.
By the time the storm has passed through, sometime on Saturday, forecasters predict the storm will have dumped as much as a foot of snow in the area, while delivering blistering winds reaching 50 m.p.h., and flooding coastal areas.

dedicated to thomas wilhelm

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ctmol

Norwegian scaredy cat Basse Andersen has such a hair-trigger panic button that he's become something of a media sensation in his homeland. (via)

stuff is happening in north korea

just listen to what this lady has to say about it!

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

lookit!: SMASH free preview on itunes!

So THAT'S how other people have seen it! Guess what I'll be watching tonight while everyone else is s'ing their p's in the other room.

wooooahhh!!

wanna see a video of that billboard falling on the BQE by our house this weekend? be careful, it's in polish.

uhhhh, what?

An American researcher at the Smithsonian Institution says he has found the world’s biggest bug on New Zealand’s Little Barrier Island. The insect, shown here eating a carrot, has a wing span of around 18 centimeters (7 inches) and weighs three times as much as a mouse. It was thought to be extinct after European settlers brought rats to New Zealand.
The giant weta bug was found by 53-year-old entomologist and photojournalist Mark Moffett, who has been called the Indiana Jones of Entomology by the National Geographic Society.

“Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta. We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree,” he said.

However, Moffett did what a responsible explorer would do – he returned the bug right where he found it.

“She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn’t want to risk indigestion. After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her,” he said.

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Thanks Max and Brinley!

brb: s'ing my p's

Skyliners Paris trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo.

via

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Thanks Nscience

BRB OUTSIDE: LOOOOK OUUUUT! TENN EDITION

Keeks and I are heading down to the mother land for the weekend. Here's what i expect to see.

cubist cat

Frank and Louie was born with two faces, two mouths, two noses, and three eyes. He can see out of only two of his three eyes. The middle eye can't even blink, which makes Frank and Louie appear to be staring even when his other eyes are closed.
"It's funny because people walk up to him thinking it's a nice, fluffy white cat and they're walking up with a big smile on their face to pat him, like, 'Oh, what a beautiful cat' and I see a look of horror come over their faces when they actually see his face," the cat's owner, Marty Stevens, said. Read more:

If you can handle them, pictures after the jump:

LOOK OUT!

This is too wild. Train surfing is the new batmanning is the new owling is the new planking.

LOOK OUT!

Pieces of this satellite, some as large as a CITY BUS, are going to careen to earth today. Hope you brought your forcefield to work.

article from NYT

feel like getting sick?

watch this point of view ride down a chilean street bike course. it is, how you say, LOCO. via AnimalNY

go full screen for most nausea.

Valparaíso Cerro Abajo 2011 from Toño on Vimeo.

guess what i bought!

A bb gun. it's the coolest. I am official now.

Rut-roh

It's kind of beautiful. there is a joke in this about brett farve but i can't make figure it out. something about old things deteriorating.


thanks gawker.

Hi! I'm up here!!!

you f***ed with the WRONG girl!

MTV Shows

the hills season wrapped up last night, and lauren conrad will be moving on to greener grass or something. but dont worry, they've brought in other-lauren from laguna beach high school to fill your heart-voids. get excited for kristin callavari. looks like she's gonna bring lots of draaaaaamz.