this guy's job

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job. pic.twitter.com/b9YeTqtGCv

— Sloane Crosley (@askanyone) August 23, 2016

'sgo vols!

remember when josh smith jumped right over a person?

the great gatsby

super. pumped.

of course not.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY! SHE DID IT!

CONGRATS ROOMMATE!

a must read.

newsweek's andrew sullivan makes a balanced and sweeping case for the success of obama's presidency thus far, and not just from a liberal standpoint.

The job collapse bottomed out at the beginning of 2010, as the stimulus took effect. Since then, the U.S. has added 2.4 million jobs. That’s not enough, but it’s far better than what Romney would have you believe, and more than the net jobs created under the entire Bush administration. In 2011 alone, 1.9 million private-sector jobs were created, while a net 280,000 government jobs were lost. Overall government employment has declined 2.6 percent over the past 3 years. (That compares with a drop of 2.2 percent during the early years of the Reagan administration.) To listen to current Republican rhetoric about Obama’s big-government socialist ways, you would imagine that the reverse was true. It isn’t.

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A depression was averted. The bail-out of the auto industry was—amazingly—successful. Even the bank bailouts have been repaid to a great extent by a recovering banking sector. The Iraq War—the issue that made Obama the nominee—has been ended on time and, vitally, with no troops left behind. Defense is being cut steadily, even as Obama has moved his own party away from a Pelosi-style reflexive defense of all federal entitlements. Under Obama, support for marriage equality and marijuana legalization has crested to record levels. Under Obama, a crucial state, New York, made marriage equality for gays an irreversible fact of American life. Gays now openly serve in the military, and the Defense of Marriage Act is dying in the courts, undefended by the Obama Justice Department. Vast government money has been poured into noncarbon energy investments, via the stimulus. Fuel-emission standards have been drastically increased. Torture was ended. Two moderately liberal women replaced men on the Supreme Court. Oh, yes, and the liberal holy grail that eluded Johnson and Carter and Clinton, nearly universal health care, has been set into law. Politifact recently noted that of 508 specific promises, a third had been fulfilled and only two have not had some action taken on them. To have done all this while simultaneously battling an economic hurricane makes Obama about as honest a follow-through artist as anyone can expect from a politician. (via)

turns out everyone thinks kirsten gillibrand is hot

its not just me.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid already called her the "hottest member" of the Senate, and today Mayor Bloomberg gave his two cents on the leggy blond. He gushed to the Wall Street Journal, “I don’t think it’s appropriate for me to talk about people’s looks or dress, but Sen. Gillibrand at a black-tie event last night looked stunning, I think you could say...She’s a pleasure to sit next to and she certainly looked good." Easy there, Mike, your 12-year-old schoolgirl is showing. via

did you know that i applied for a job to be her receptionist in new york city? wouldnt that have been fun.

What are Phantom, Guiness, and Payton doing?

This is Phantom! (on the right) She's a black dog of some kind. She enjoys tail wagging and lap sitting.














This is Guiness. He likes lying down and having humans pet him.















This is Payton. She is my favorite. She thinks she's a lap dog but she is too big for that. You're too big for that!















They all like to watch college football.





















Dog sitting weekend!

is the bear catching team accepting applications?

because i would like to respectfully submit a resume. i want to catch bears. source.

"i'm basil marceaux dot com."

"and we all pray to god. and say amen. and. everyone. have a nice day."

i've never been more confused. way2go, tennessee. great job.

thx gerrbear!