pewp.

 

stop wiping your b. with wet wipez

the scientific term for this is "poopnado"

this short workweek SUCKED. here's to getting out of that sperm whale's poopnado.

derpy the mechanical dog will run through your eyes and into your heart

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pants : pooped.

this guy had a dashcam running in his minivan when this happened. somehow, he was fine.

UM.

this is the new "gravity" trailer.

i just pooped. my pants.

woooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh

UPDATE! live feed:


a man is going to break the speed of sound by jumping out of a balloon in a space suit and falling TWENTY TWO MILES to the earth. he'll be in a free fall for more than 5 minutes. no thanks please
c2e

careful....

this mama duck takes her puppies across 5 lanes of traffic. spoiler alert: nobody dies. source

i proctored a geometry 1 exam today

here are three questions at random. answer in the comments. no binging.

1.) a cylinder has a height of 16 inches and a diameter of 12 inches. find the surface area. use pi and round to the nearest tenth?
a.) 2486.9
b.) 2110.1
c.) 829.0
d.) 527.5
e.) 157.75

2.) the hypotenuse of an isosceles right triangle is 6 feet. to the nearest tenth, what is the length of each other leg of the triangle?
a.) 4.2
b.) 6.0
c.) 8.5
d.) 9.0
e.) 9.2

3.) angle A is an acute angle in right triangle ABC. if m∠A = 30 degrees, which of the following has a value of 1/2?
a.) sin A
b.) cos A
c.) sin B
d.) tan B
e.) cos B

a student painted a picture of me...

...getting my head cut off and my heart cut out, simultaneously.

you won't believe this

these dogs are just the cutest. the one that can hear will go grab the one that can't hear when it is time to go inside.

i've taken to watching roller coaster videos at work.

this one just made me mess my britches. kingda ka in smell jersey.

not sure how this got past me...

...but take a look at this gd opossum! her name is heidi, she lives in germany, she has a facebook page, and she is cRoSsEyEd!!!!!!111


there are internet rumors that she might be "performing" at the oscars. i've got MY eyes crossed for that!

this just gave me 18 heart attacks at my desk.

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patrick halley's spirit animal

a giant isopod! 

Here is a frightening thing for a frightening time. A 2.5-foot giant isopod that was found attached to a submersible robot. These actually exist, deep under the sea, where they feast on whale carcasses. (via)

thx g!