heidi the cross-eyed oscar-predicting german opossum!

best idea ever.

not sure how this got past me...

...but take a look at this gd opossum! her name is heidi, she lives in germany, she has a facebook page, and she is cRoSsEyEd!!!!!!111


there are internet rumors that she might be "performing" at the oscars. i've got MY eyes crossed for that!

no one else can feel it for you.

one ep left y'all. don't forget to watch, tomorrow night! word on the street is LC and whitney are gonna show up. but maybe just the after show.

this is even better than the original. like when tina covered proud mary

via

fuck you.

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

cheese and crackers look at your face!

thx g.

compromise

im not going to embed the video here, because i don't want to sully the reputation of our blog... but click here to listen to the heidi montag single.

a few steps below Ke$ha if that gives you an idea.

ugly disaster

heidi montag at miss universe last night.

get well soon, heidi!

Heidi Pratt was tortured by NBC to the point she was "convulsively throwing up" -- that's what some people on the set of "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" are telling TMZ.

We've learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way: "It's the same as Guantanamo Bay." (tmz)

they didn't quit!

spencer and heidi didnt quit their reality show?

speidi in mexi-pig-flu-land

hills recap

Was this muddled, factory-cut couple ever really a couple? Or were they simply drawn into each other's hungry orbits by the pull of MTV's dark gravity? Did they see in each other a collection of warm pockets in which they could entrust their hearts and other body parts, or was it merely a cold transaction, like buying deli meats at the supermarket? I suspect it was probably somewhere in between—their relationship was probably akin to that of organ grinder and monkey assistant. They love each other a bit, yes, but mostly it's about the work, about the money. Plus one of them is covered in fur. (gawker)

hills recap!

We open with Heidi and Stephanie lunching and discussing their empty lives. Steph is having a hard time making friends at fashion school. Hmmm, maybe that's because people don't recognize her from last semester. What is up with her puffy face? Stephanie thinks it's a good idea to invite Heidi to Lauren's surprise party, even though Lauren hates her. “You're fine [to go]. 100 percent!” We think she tried to smile after saying that, but her face is broken. (nymag)

vomasaurus rex

the new hot mess from heidi montag. (dlisted)

what is wrong with her.