UPDATE: gol gol gol gol

{FIFA spoiler alert} This kid's Joel's reaction to the current status of the Brazil vs Germany game:

Germany just scored four five points in less than thirty minutes. Whoopsie Daisies. via keeks via the wire

irl hunger games

Starla has joined
Joel has joined

me: joel, what have you done with my belongings?
Joel: i gave book 2 (catching fire) to starla
i gave book 3 (mockingjay) to rosanna
i know rosanna has mockingjay because im looking right at it
me: staaarrrrlaaaaa??
Starla: YOU ARE WRONG!
i am reading mockingjay now
that is what you gave me
kylie gave me hunger games
and my co-worker margaux gave me catching fire
i am also looking at mockingjay
so i dont know how you ended up with 2
Joel: well that is surprising
me: where is my second book
Joel: margaux has it
i dont know how i could have given your mockingjay to two different people
me: starla, would you verify with margaux that joel is a liar and she gave you mockingjay, and not catching katniss
Starla: joel is lying bc i have only borrowed one book from him
and i am looking at it
Joel: is it blue?
Starla: yes
hardback
with a bird on the front
and finnick just **SPOILER*
me: well if you two ever work out who has my possessions, let me know
Starla: i have your hunger games
me: thats the only one you're responsible for
i lent the other two to joel vincent melton
Joel: i know where your mockingjay is
rosanna has it
i gave catching fire to charlotte
Starla: that is not correct
i dont have any $$$ and i am willing to bet you a lot that i am right
Joel: ill need margaux's contact information please
i plan on giving her a call
i dont want your money
youre going to need it to move into my apartment
that is where i keep all of my books
me: and none of my books
Joel: but youre not going to be allowed to check them out of the house
me: and if joel doesnt get my HG 2 and 3 back....he's going to lose library priveleges as well
Starla: i just dont believe joel is looking at the book
PROVE IT

9 minutes pass, photo is recieved of rosanna holding mockingjay


me: charlotte now you send a picture of margaux affirming that your catching fire belongs to her
Joel: i have something horrible to admit
me: uh oh
Joel: when i had to explain to rosanna why i was taking a picture of her holding mockingjay, she told me that she had bought that copy herself
and i lent her catching fire (kylie's)
me: omg, you didn't even ask her!
Joel: and now it is at my house
Starla: I WANT AN APOLOGY!
me: you are owed one
Joel: sorry!
me: you can do better than that
Joel: i mean it too
SORRY!!
Starla: and tell me that i can borrow books when i move in
Joel: you can borrow everything
whats mine is yours
i would trust you with my life
and everything i own
and everything that is kylie's
Starla: ok good
you keep that in mind when you find me rummaging through your things

THE END

o,hai... im in new york again.

its me joel. ill do my best to stay updated... best check my twitter. i left my phone in melissa's car but she promised to send it to me as soon as fedex possible.

that was easy.