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SCARED AWAY: A 20-pound French bulldog confronts two bears on its owner’s property http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx

Posted by NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt on Sunday, October 4, 2015

smart spaghetti fights

How to read octopus http://t.co/GEkSSTEmI2 pic.twitter.com/jGjlvMerdp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 13, 2015

this is how that guy got a bloody face

the memphis tigers just beat BYU in overtime to win their bowl game, then got into a fight with the mormons

Class act @BYUCougars nice job, great player representing your school https://t.co/q45NvXfWhm

— Fletch (@BeauregardJones) December 22, 2014

oh now i get it.

watch this helpful map explainer of the history of the israel-palestine conflict.

#smh

so proud (not) to see the boro has attracted the attention of the atlantic wire:

A years-long legal battle over the very existence of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro in Tennessee has cost Rutherford County $343,276 in legal fees, as a group of plaintiffs opposed to the center's existence continue to pursue their lawsuit against the county planning commissioners who approved it. And that number will likely go up as the county's legal team prepares to respond to an appeal request to the U.S. Supreme Court, as the Tennessean reported on Wednesday. (via)

raccoons can be jerks sometimes.

here's a video of google partner, kevin rose, who catches a raccoon attacking his puppy (whose name is toaster), and drops some southern justice on him.

did you see the steeplechase catfight?

i asked melissa if she had fun at steeplechase and she told me she didnt remember. check out clay travis' cat fight coverage.

A$AP rocky arrested for getting in a fight and then getting in a fight

"TMZ reported that 23 year-old MC was taken into custody after he got into a verbal dispute with an unnamed person in downtown Manhattan. In the midst of the confrontation, two bystanders reportedly began taking pictures of argument. When Rocky and the unnamed friend notice the two amateur photographers taking photos, they confronted them and a street brawl erupted between all four men." more here

what it's like in syria

A French journalist has smuggled out some of the clearest footage yet of the dramatic and dangerous ongoing battle in Homs. The 11-minute report, which was broadcast on Britain's Channel 4, shows mourners rallying over dead bodies without coffins, children suffering from shrapnel wounds in makeshift hospitals, and armed fighters doing battle with government snipers in the street. Be warned that some of the images of blood and wounds are quite graphic. (via)

mad whack!

this movie is real! i like their accents!

thx davey!

common vs. drake

i just learned that they are in a fight! common made fun of drake on his new song "sweet" by saying:

During the interlude of "Sweet" Common says: "Yall n*ggas man, y'all soft motherf*ckers/Singing all around me man, la la la/ You ain't motherf*cking Frank Sinatra/Uh, lil' bitch..../Sweet ass motherf*cker" (via)

then drake showed up on a track from ricky rossy's mixtape, here's the video:



drake says (1:50 mark) :

“It bothers me when the Gods get to acting like the broads
Guess every team doesn’t come complete with [ninjas] like ours
That’s why I see no need to compete with [ninjas] like y’all
I just ask that when you see me you speak up [ninjas] that’s all
Don’t be ducking like you never wanted nothing”…

“I’m just reaching my pinnacle
You and p**** identical
You like the [effin] finish line, we can’t wait to run into you” (via)

and today common remixed that song and got him back!



canada dry! burrrnnn!!!!!

its allegedly about common's ex, serena williams. i love you guys. please stop fighting.

have you seen this? i can't remember

ryan gosling explains...

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...breaking up that fight. cute.

more surbway fighting!

you can BEAR-ly see it, but when these classy ladies get to scrappin', the baby in the stroller rolls right out of the open subway doors. real rude, bitch!

thx john + liz!

irl hunger games

Starla has joined
Joel has joined

me: joel, what have you done with my belongings?
Joel: i gave book 2 (catching fire) to starla
i gave book 3 (mockingjay) to rosanna
i know rosanna has mockingjay because im looking right at it
me: staaarrrrlaaaaa??
Starla: YOU ARE WRONG!
i am reading mockingjay now
that is what you gave me
kylie gave me hunger games
and my co-worker margaux gave me catching fire
i am also looking at mockingjay
so i dont know how you ended up with 2
Joel: well that is surprising
me: where is my second book
Joel: margaux has it
i dont know how i could have given your mockingjay to two different people
me: starla, would you verify with margaux that joel is a liar and she gave you mockingjay, and not catching katniss
Starla: joel is lying bc i have only borrowed one book from him
and i am looking at it
Joel: is it blue?
Starla: yes
hardback
with a bird on the front
and finnick just **SPOILER*
me: well if you two ever work out who has my possessions, let me know
Starla: i have your hunger games
me: thats the only one you're responsible for
i lent the other two to joel vincent melton
Joel: i know where your mockingjay is
rosanna has it
i gave catching fire to charlotte
Starla: that is not correct
i dont have any $$$ and i am willing to bet you a lot that i am right
Joel: ill need margaux's contact information please
i plan on giving her a call
i dont want your money
youre going to need it to move into my apartment
that is where i keep all of my books
me: and none of my books
Joel: but youre not going to be allowed to check them out of the house
me: and if joel doesnt get my HG 2 and 3 back....he's going to lose library priveleges as well
Starla: i just dont believe joel is looking at the book
PROVE IT

9 minutes pass, photo is recieved of rosanna holding mockingjay


me: charlotte now you send a picture of margaux affirming that your catching fire belongs to her
Joel: i have something horrible to admit
me: uh oh
Joel: when i had to explain to rosanna why i was taking a picture of her holding mockingjay, she told me that she had bought that copy herself
and i lent her catching fire (kylie's)
me: omg, you didn't even ask her!
Joel: and now it is at my house
Starla: I WANT AN APOLOGY!
me: you are owed one
Joel: sorry!
me: you can do better than that
Joel: i mean it too
SORRY!!
Starla: and tell me that i can borrow books when i move in
Joel: you can borrow everything
whats mine is yours
i would trust you with my life
and everything i own
and everything that is kylie's
Starla: ok good
you keep that in mind when you find me rummaging through your things

THE END

sara vs tyler

"As journalists and colleagues defend, excuse and congratulate 'Tyler, the Creator,' I find it impossible not to comment. In any other industry would I be expected to tolerate, overlook, and find deeper meaning in this kid's sickening rhetoric? Why should I care about this music or its 'brilliance' when the message is so repulsive and irresponsible?... The more I think about it, the more I think people don't actually want to go up against this particular bully because he's popular. Who sticks up for women and gay people now? It seems entirely uncool to do so in the indie rock world, and I'll argue that point with ANYONE." (via)

-sara quin, of tegan & sara

tyler's twitter response:

If Tegan And Sara Need Some Hard Dick, Hit Me Up!

cute.

what is thomas wilhelm doing this weekend?

jake and peewee

this happened at SXSW. speaking of things that happened with jake and his peewee, some pap tried to take a pic of jake using the urnial, and they got into fisticuffs. the cops were called. do NOT try to take a pic of gyllenpeen. via.