oh this?

nothing, just a chilean volcano! i heard there was ash raining down onto argentina. that's where lilly is!

daily ri ri

here's the video for lilly's favorite rihanna song!

i thought this was lilly.

2Pz famous friends

everyone be sure to check out mondaynightlillynaomiwhitefishsleazyslezak's web piece covering last weekend's PS1 openings. we just couldn't be prouder.

what did you do for thanksgiving?

so, it's officially christmas season, but i have just been swamped, and haven't had a chance to tell you guys what my thanksgiving was like. and trust me. you want to know. now where do i start...

lilly invited me up to the ol' slezak farm in massachusetts to spend thanksgiving with her lovely family.

they have a ginormous barn!

there's a (defunct) chicken coop!

and firewood4dayz.

thanksgiving day was one impressive affair. i woke up to find a bonfire already burnin' outside. 

lilly's mom (judy!) prepared a 16-pound turkey on the same model of weber grill that i can barely make hot dogs with on my roof. and it was aMaZiNg!!

the spread, featuring the standout procuitto-wrapped sweet potata spearz. mmmmm. mm-mm-mmmm!

after the meal, lilly's dad (larry!) gave us a tour of his beautiful print studio / gallery, out in the barn.

now, i know what you're thinking, and you're right. there WERE puppies and kitties. everywhere, as a matter of fact! introducing....

louise! she sits like this. 

and let me throw the frisbee to her for hours (until she got tired, oc.)

anna's roommate, kitchen! she only has 3 legs!

gretta's kitty, tulip! one million toes!

and last and my FAVORITE: YUKI!!!!!!!

look at her!

gosh, i miss her. well, now you know everything. hope you all had half as good a thanksgiving as i did. now, on to christmas!

it's decorative gourd season, mother fuckers.

you might have noticed that i have some decorative gourds on my mantle. i picked them up at the pumpkin snatch. here's an excerpt from a mcsweeney's piece to get you in the autumn mood.

Then I'm going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, "Aren't those gourds straining your neck?" And I'm just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not." (via)

thx lilly-naomi-white-monday-night-swisher-sweets-fish-slezak!

what are louise + yuki doing?

celebrating twosie tuesday.

and being totes BFFs 4e.

thx lilly!!!

ahem, djv and lilly.

the casting call for the massachusetts jersey shore is out:

"You come from all over - Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don't take sh*t from nobody - least of all each othah. You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa -freakin-chusettes who believe in God, Family, The Red Sox and partying!!" (via)

see y'all on mah TV!!

Mmm...

I came across this via a friend's gchat status. Apparently he and some other folks I know have a blog about Knoxville (a grand little city in Tennessee, and home of the Vols, duh). It's called "The Sunsphere is not a Wig Shop", which is a Simpsons reference icydak.

As far as the Biscuit Fest goes, I won't be able to make it this year, but I plan on going to it in the future, o.c. Icyww, Knoxville makes sense for this event because it is the historic home of White Lily Flour, considered the best flour, IN THE WORLD, for biscuits. But Smuckers ruined that.

Also, White Lilly Flower would be a good nickname for a 2pz follower/tipster/commenter that I know.

my new favorite commercial.

aka why lilly shouldn't live near any wilderness.