the struggle is real

my jetlag struggle, that is. (backwards kinda humblebrag about recently traveled to asia for the first time.)

definitely going to see this with thomas wilhelm.

One of the most intriguing — and most discussed — films at this year’s Sundance Film Festival is a curious documentary called The Nightmare, which recounts and restages the experiences of various people who suffer from extreme forms of sleep paralysis. The subject is fascinating enough on its own, but The Nightmare was directed by Rodney Ascher, who made a splash at the 2012 festival with Room 237, his experimental documentary about different, out-there interpretations of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. As might be expected, The Nightmare, not unlike the previous film, is by turns playful, probing, and terrifying. (via)

american horror story: gpp edition

This morning i heard a loud clatter in the kitchen around 5:45 a.m. When I went out to take a shower at 6:30, this is what i saw.

The window is closed. Everyone else was asleep.











My head was resting 4 feet away (through a wall).




I am freaking out you guys. It was either a mouse or a ghost but some one wants me dead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

(via) the amount of possible nightmare subway scenarios is practically limitless!

i heard a buzzing...

... Kismet heard it too, so i followed him. then i witnessed one of the most terrifying things i have ever seen. i saw a spider wrapping up a struggling fly in the windowsill.

i may never sleep again.

some news.

Fort Hood, Texas (CNN) -- Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the suspect in last week's mass shooting at the Fort Hood Army Post, is conscious and talking, according to a spokesman for the Army hospital where he is being treated. (via)

look at this fucking scary-ass monster!

"Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night. 'I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,' said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China." (via)

i've never been more terrified of anything in my entire life.

thx joel. for nothing.