oof

i don't know, seasonal affective disorder really must be a thing. even this googly eyed creature is barely helping me get ready for the weekend.

definitely going to see this with thomas wilhelm.

One of the most intriguing — and most discussed — films at this year’s Sundance Film Festival is a curious documentary called The Nightmare, which recounts and restages the experiences of various people who suffer from extreme forms of sleep paralysis. The subject is fascinating enough on its own, but The Nightmare was directed by Rodney Ascher, who made a splash at the 2012 festival with Room 237, his experimental documentary about different, out-there interpretations of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. As might be expected, The Nightmare, not unlike the previous film, is by turns playful, probing, and terrifying. (via)

easter terrorz

look at all these vintage easter bunny photos full of terrifying easter bunnies.

put your favorite in the comments.

thx hannah!

well i'm definitely watching this.

chloe sevigny has a new cop show coming out, called those who kill.

what are the odds...

...that he comes down exactly on that jagged piece sticking out of an otherwise fairly smooth cliff face?


(via)

the conjuring (clap clap!)

my neighbor pete told me that this movie was so scary it got an R rating with no sex, nudity, or gore. and when the producers asked what they could take out to get it down to PG-13 they were told "nothing." (because every part of it is so terrifying.)

who's coming with me?

CLAP CLAP.

i'm sorry, what?

what exactly is happening down there in australia?

what are you doing tonight?

thomas wilhelm and joel and neil and i are going to watch what looks like it might be the scariest movie ever. if we never blog again, call the police because we're probably being tortured in my living room.

what your internet choices say about you.

click here to see google's profile of you as an ad target. and be sure to tell us of any inaccuracies (or accuracies!) in the comments, plz.

st. louis airport tornado

yikes!!

commence robot takeover.

watson the jeopardy robot is ready, and he recently did some practice rounds against ken jennings and another jeopardy champion. guess what: he won. easily.

the official rounds will air february 14, 15, and 16, and worldwide panic is scheduled to begin on february 17.

the new psychic google...

...just made me clap my hands together and giggle like a baby!

HOW DID IT KNOW?!

here goes another one:

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaHHh!!! clap clap!!

that. just. happened.

Tales of reptiles in the sewers have long been part of New York City lore, though they have been largely discounted as urban legend.

But here is the true story of a two-foot-long creature that Joyce Hackett came across in Queens on Sunday afternoon. She was on her way to a store that sells salvaged building materials when she missed her turn for Astoria Boulevard. So she turned around. She pulled up to the intersection of Newtown Avenue and 29th Street when she noticed a police officer and a small crowd of people clustered around a blue car.

She parked her car and got out to see what all the fuss was about. People were pointing under the car and taking pictures. That is when she saw it. (via)

omf.

don't watch this if you scare easily.

crocopuss!

part-cat, part-crocodile, part-dinosaur, ALL AWESOME!

thx joey..

holy crap china.

china came up with this idea for some new "buses". and whoever photoshopped these renderings has an impeccable understanding of visual perspective.

radioactive chernobyl boars

According to reporter Charles Hawley, "as Germany's wild boar population has skyrocketed in recent years, so too has the number of animals contaminated by radioactivity left over from the Chernobyl meltdown," which took place almost 25 years ago.

Apparently, mushrooms and truffles, which the hogs like to eat, are "particularly efficient at absorbing radioactivity." (via)

what is jazzy doing? (y'all asked for it)

recovering from her traumatic surgery, during which some hack of a veterinarian went at her like gd frankenstein.

GET WELL SOON, JAZZ!

y'all pray for her. like bun-bun said.

please send flowers / cards / gifts / snacks / donations to:

jazzy's house
123 puppy pawz place
murfreesboro, tn 37130

if you think the winter olympics are boring...

...you better think again. that shit is hardcore. just ask the luger that's DEAD after crashing his sled just a few hours before opening ceremonies:

Kumaritashvili, 21 was training at the Whistler Olympic Park when he lost control of his sled near the finish, flipped off his sled and was hurled into a metal pole. He was going close to 93 miles/hour (150 km/h) according to the Sun. (via)

thx joey.

watch the opening ceremonies tonight. and i hear there's a sweet iphone app, too.

while you wait...

for 2sie 2zday...watch this.



in related news, g.animalz has got me watching watership down, so be on the lookout for that important movie review, soon to come. we peeked at the first 15 minutes last night, and i was terrified.