the joker's old girlfriend is now dating rupert murdoch

 jerry and rupert sitting in a tree.

old people at bonnaroo

Old People At Bonnaroo from Funny Or Die

'sgo vols!

git the tissues out.

you will never believe how this interview ends.

sarah silverman on voter suppression

droppin' potty-mouthed truth bombs. (via)

your fortnightly boat.

this guy is totally awesome!

PHILIPSBURG, St. Maarten — An 85-year-old British sailor who dreamed of crossing the Atlantic on a raft as a young boy has completed the journey in 66 days with three friends.

The 2,800-mile crossing to this Caribbean island, led by Anthony Smith of London, took about two months and was generally smooth except for damage to two rudders on the large, sail-powered raft.

"Some people say it was mad," he told The Associated Press when he arrived in St. Maarten Wednesday. "But it wasn't mad. What else do you do when you get on in years?" (via)

they are very nasty

via

you have no idea how hard this was

the biggest queen in england

last week, 79 year old lord tebbit, a british conservative and a real c-u-next-tuesday, said this regarding president obama and his condemnation of BP and their unprecedented oil spill :

"The whole might of American wealth and technology is displayed as utterly unable to deal with the disastrous spill - so what more natural than a crude, bigoted, xenophobic display of partisan political Presidential petulance against a multinational company?"

awww. sad. poor little ol' BP, one of the largest corporations in the world, getting beat up just for pouring 90 million (and counting) barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico, causing as-of-yet untold economic and environmental damage. oyr, gmafb. btw, nice alliteration you old ass BITCHHHH. [via]

old jews telling jokes

this is the kind of thing i want to be a part of. via.

will you look at this ridiculous craigslist ad i just found?

click right here.

i'm sorry. just sounds like someone is seriously skimpin' on caring for their aging parent.

Loud 'N Clear

great for old people that wants to spy on their neighbors, or creepy dudes at parties.

why is that middle one swearing at me?