let's go see that movie where nicole kidman pees on zac efron

It's safe to say that the press corps at Cannes was not used to such intense levels of Efronsploitation, since at the press conference afterward, a reporter hesitantly asked Efron how he felt about being so "determinedly eroticized." Efron mostly ducked the question, though Daniels wasn't one to mince words. "Eroticized? Eroticized?" he shouted. "He's good-looking! The camera can't help but love him. And I'm gay." via

little known facts

my brother craig had a baby duck growing up named peepers. if you want to know what happened to peepers, you need to ask THIS guy. SPOILER ALERT: peepers dies.

jake and peewee

this happened at SXSW. speaking of things that happened with jake and his peewee, some pap tried to take a pic of jake using the urnial, and they got into fisticuffs. the cops were called. do NOT try to take a pic of gyllenpeen. via.

i spy with my little eye

trouble makers

these two.

melissa was home for the weekend for a family party and supervised the re-reunion of kizzy and izzy. they mostly kept their distance, but did team up on my mom when she was drawing a bath for them. they each peed on the floor right in front of her, thusly ending up banished to the deck until they submitted (i.e. laying down).

happy easter ya'll

goodness gracious

here's a really well-written article on a fascinating topic:

KINGSTON - Representatives of some hospitals revealed that more men have been fracturing their penises in recent months than any other time in Jamaica. Checks with urologists in some of the country's major hospitals have revealed that the "noticeable increase" in the number of cases where men fracture their members is largely attributed to the men's obsession with daggerin', aka rough sex. (barbados' leading newspaper)

have some gd self respect, barbados.

thx g.