ronaldo's hometown put up a statue in his honor (with a visible penis line?)

thumbs way up

one funny thing

this is the penis that the mars rover drew on the surface of that planet. it will likely be there forever.

what is thomas wilhelm doing right now?

no question.

the view from a robot penis

(via)

i wonder how big it really is

how is this a first?

stanford folks really are smart.

winner.

via

jake and peewee

this happened at SXSW. speaking of things that happened with jake and his peewee, some pap tried to take a pic of jake using the urnial, and they got into fisticuffs. the cops were called. do NOT try to take a pic of gyllenpeen. via.

taylor and jake in nashville

at fido. drinking coffee. again.
is taylor old enough to go to a bar?


there is also a picture of jake's junk from his new movie going viral on the internet. im not going to show you because this isn't that kind of blog, but you can go here to see. via.

easy now.

thx ktv.

well split me in half!

new zealand : HBO's new advertising scheme for it's show 'hung'. [via]

more like channing taint-um!

hunky carol channing tatum is the cover star for this months issue of details. inside, he relays a little story from the set of "the eagle of the ninth" [to be released in 2010] :

"Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. 'The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.'" sad!

the obvious question should be, why couldn't the crew just use warm, non-penis-burning water? oh well, hind sight is 20/20. [details]

ctmol

sportz newz

have you had enough twilight posts recently? (me neither)

well there is other stuff going on in this world, including 2009 SEC Media Days in Birmingham, Smellabama.

today pretty much everyone agreed unanimously that defending champs Flo Rida would repeat winning the SEC. people think they are going to be pretty good this year, i think. Tim Teabag was predictably voted first-team All SEC, but mr. eric berry of TENNESSEE actually received more votes than he did. Mr Lane Kiffin, new coach, is hard at work wearing UT pins and talking about how awesome his football team is. YIP! our team NEVER wants to stop practicing because they are SO excited.

in other SEC sports news, Ginger Georgia Quarter-inch Joe Cox accidentally showed his penis to the camera. what an embarrassment.

other football teams might have some stuff going on, but one thing is for certain... it doesnt matter because the national champion is coming from this group.

here's an article...

about penises. its pretty interesting, actually.

thx g.