Showing posts with label this post is not gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label this post is not gay. Show all posts

17 March 2013

21 May 2012

skyfall trailer


i know that you are supposed to say that sean connery is the best james bond, but i think daniel craig is my favorite. and javier bardem is in this one. see you guys there.

16 April 2012

10 April 2012

he's out...

...of the race, not the closet.  You can now shop at UO guilt free.  I sort of wish he had stay in longer to make things difficult for mittens, but hopefully he'll shut up now. [via]


21 March 2012

sorry joel...

kiss your boyfriend goodbye (probably)... the jets have reportedly landed tim tebow. 


22 February 2012

not in the business of outing people...

...but this movie is a metaphor for you being gay, right Tyler Perry? Everyone loves you, you have everything you want, but you have never explored what makes you happy. Then a new relationship formed outside of the one you have with your fiance is the way these new feelings came to light? Oh wait, it's a woman in the movie. That makes you still straight. Nevermind. How silly of me!

04 January 2012

Look at Marcus Bachmann's Face in this Video

He was buying doggy sunglasses. Jesus Christ on a cracker that's gay. Also, Gawker is reporting on the giant cold sore he was sporting after sucking too much deeyuck.

11 July 2011

(unsurprisingly) Joe Jonas has balls pelted at face

from a NY daily news blurb via gawker:
We bet Joe Jonas wants to "See No More" of Williamsburg. The middle Jonas brother got a rough reception in Brooklyn's hipster capital on Wednesday night when audience members at the Paper magazine party pelted him with mini-basketballs and greeted his performance with a mixture of derision and stony silence.
omg, what was he thinking? williamsburg?

22 June 2011

"for me its all about discovery" - jake gyllenhaal


bear grylls, about jake gyllenhaal:
"He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he'd never been pushed so hard."

don't worry, i am ALL OVER this one. via.

16 November 2010

sthisthtine chapel

gawker reports :
Italian art historian claims some of the images depicted in Michelangelo's "Last Judgment"—the fresco on the wall of the Sistine Chapel—were inspired by acts the artist witnessed in homosexual bathhouses. Let's take a closer look, shall we?



ctm, i find this quote particularly funny :
Elena Lazzarini, the author of a new book about the work, explains, "The virile male bodies are inspired by the physiology of laborers engaged in physical exertion, with taut muscles, strenuous exertion and pain etched into the expression on their faces." (That is the most polite description of man-on-man intercourse we've ever heard.)

26 October 2010

the only reason to watch the world series


while i was accidentally watching the very end of the national league championship series between the giants and the phillies something, or someone, caught my eye. the giants closer brian wilson is a (possibly gay) freakshow and kind of cute. he has a dyed black beard, he wears orange cleats, he has an adorable little puppy, and he keeps a leather clad man as a houseguest. go giants!

in the postgame interview, the guy with the questions asks brian wilson what he things about the rangers pitcher taunt-tweeting, "see your beard real soon." when asked to comment, brian wilson said, "mmm delicious. we'll be coming." ctm. here is an article about how he is actually not that crazy, and probably the smartest guy on the team. here is another youtube interview where he mentions "the machine," which is his leather friend. here is another article where i poached most of these links. i find a little transgression refreshing in a sport as boring as baseball.

20 September 2010

for your knowledge : the minuet

this morning i was reading a salon.com article about the use of gay-baiting smear tactics in political campaigns, when i came upon this little historical anecdote :

in the 1840s, supporters of whig presidential candidate william henry harrison described incumbent democratic president martin van buren as "luxury-loving." boston's pro-whig atlas described van buren as a "dandy" in "nicely plaited ruffles," who was "leading off a minuet"...

icydak what a minuet is, it's a 17th century court dance, originating from the french word for dainty. sounds pretty gay already amiright? kylie found a picture of what it looks like (see also what i did this weekend). please take note of the faggot's nicely plaited ruffles and his delicate toe pointing :

09 July 2010

Why hasn't Thomas Wilhelm covered this?

BOSTON — A federal judge in Massachusetts found Thursday that a law barring the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, ruling that gay and lesbian couples deserve the same federal benefits as heterosexual couples. (via)

I like this ruling because the judged used the Constitution appropriately (and correctly) in determining his decision. He ruled that the federal government cannot compel Mass. to discriminate against its own citizens in order to receive federal funding. He also ruled in a separate case that "the federal law violated the equal protection clause of the Constitution by denying benefits to one class of married couples — gay men and lesbians — but not others." Basically he affirmed the states' authority to grant rights to owns citizens without fear of punishment by the federal government. The same logic should be used in a variety of other cases, for instance, allowing states to set their own drinking ages without losing highway funding.
I also like that coupled with the gun law ruling from a couple weeks back, the courts have stated that the federal government cannot take away rights that an individual state has granted, and likewise, a state or city cannot take away rights the federal government has granted. It's been a good couple of weeks for Libertarianism.


04 June 2010

kiss kam gone krazy.

dustin "dusty balls" hoffman and always adorable jason "jail bait" bateman were caught red tongue-ed exchanging a totally gay smooch at the laker's game. two boys kissing? OMG GROSS!!!


[via]

13 May 2010

get your pencils out

There is a competition to design a house for Lady Gaga that has recently been announced. I know there are a number of architects who read this blog, and I have a feeling some of them may be a fan of Miss Gaga. I also have a feeling they might have some free time. via

04 May 2010

vanity fair : soccer players



did you see the one about the lesbian photographer who got all those soccer players to take their clothes off so she could take pictures?mmhmmm.
 
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