usher (feat. future) - rivals

new album next week, everyone.

did you know usher can dance in slow mo?

i mean of course he can.

usher - crash

look what Usher has done to himself!

💪🏾 workin hard so I can eat this 🦃

A photo posted by Usher (@howuseeit) on Nov 23, 2015 at 8:33pm PST

are you bummed out about the #governmentshutdown?

just watch usher's new ABC song. it will help.

on repeat right now

usher - let me see, featuring rick (g)ross

usher - climax

BHP KLASSIKS!!!!111!

OMG REMEMBER?!?!

mash-up! pop songs of 2k10

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dedicated2starla.

the VMAs.

they happened! overall, they were kind of lame (unless you like awkward product placement!). the audience was too dumb to appreciate chelsea handler's antics. and unfortunately, her frequent inability to get through scripted teleprompter-delivered jokes didn't come off as cute as it does on her show. her lady gaga costume made me lol4realz, though.

i loved the skits she did with celebs like lindsay lohan and justin bieber.

omg and ke$ha!

anyway, i'll just show you some of my favorite things that happened.

LIKES:

usher's performance. LaZeRz!! his pants looked bad, but his set was 11 biscuits. for some reason, mtv won't give me the embed code, so click this.

florence + the machine's performance. i'm pretty sure no one in that room knew who she was, but hopefully they recognized that song from the eat, pray, love trailer or something. congrats to florence for 1) not lip-syncing (like eminem), and 2) getting some recognition about two years after she released her album. great job, mtv.

ROBYN! even though she only got about 30 seconds on the way to commerical, she totes killed it.

bieber.

kanye west debuted his new song 'runaway', and it was the best performance of the night, hands down. the lyrical content is a little strange, but that beat was sick! and you just witnessed the first time i've ever used 'sick' to describe anything. so. officially excited about his upcoming album.

DISLIKES:

lady gaga winning every award. she's so annoying, and i'm done caring about her. jicyww.

taylor swift's absolutely laughable performance of the song she wrote about kanye cutting her off at last year's VMAs. all i wanted was for him to do it again. just shut up, taylor swift.

ugh. that's enough, linkin park.

so, i c and p'd pretty much the whole show for you. and i had to listen to that toshiba laptop commercial about twelve times to do so. so, why don't you share some of your likes and dislikes. and really make it worth my while.

keekerz speakerz

morning benders - all day daylight (new video...ceeyute!)


matt + kim - cameras


usher (feat jay-z) - hot tottie


matthew dear - slowdance

summer song mash-up!

usher, biebz, ri-ri, ke$ha! what else do you need!

new biebz video

he's a terrible dancer. and don't think i didnt just catch that fisting gesture, justin. because i did. i caught it.

thx liz!

for starla.

i don't get it.

this joker's song is #1 right now. aBOVE ke$ha and usher!

what am i missing?

keekerz speakerz

usher's new album streaming right over here!

and in related news, drake's album finally has an official release date, and it is may 25. so. here's a new single off it. i like it!

some of my opinions on grammys fashion

pink looked really good, i thought. 11 biscuits!

gross! 0 biscuits. ;(

 you know. there's no point in hatin'. automatic 11 biscuits.

jesus christ! no. 0 biscuits.

she looked great but that dress is ugly as hell. 9 biscuits, anyway.

i thought ursher looked sooo good. 11 biscuits!

find 11 of the tra$hiest biscuits you can find and give them all to ke$ha!

11 biscuits obvi come on.

 

ZERO biscuits! ugh.

 

 i somehow missed this mess, and i'm real upset about it.

nymag has buttloads more pictures of dressed up celebz right over here. who were your faves?