lol no

I die for her. pic.twitter.com/5OVg4O2v31

— The Sample Life (@The_Sample_Life) January 22, 2016

kate mckinnon bieber outtakes

is kate mckinnon tiny or is cecily strong a giant?

FYI

"I don't own a jet, but I rent jets in my spare time." -@justinbieber to @marthastewart. Photo by @stevenkleinstudio. Styling by #KarlTempler. Cc @fabienbaron

A photo posted by INTERVIEW Magazine (@interviewmag) on Jul 15, 2015 at 11:14am PDT

martha interviewed bieber for interview. READ IT.

you will never believe the things that came out of martha stewart's mouth at the justin bieber roast.

do the dope walk.

look at all these cool celebs having fun.

clothes for my big weiner.

(via)

@nbcsnl well played. Lol.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 18, 2015

nothing is real

i lol'd on the train this morning when crissle asked kid fury if he'd seen the justin bieber CK ad, and he said "that's none of my business."

justin bieber threw up on stage (in arizona)

via

for starla

don't not watch / listen to this.

brb listening to 'country grammar'.

new music tuesday

NEW BIEBZ!!

a propos of my last post

preach.

new music round-up

here's the latest video from a$ap rocky.


did you know that nelly furtado is still alive? i'm glad.


biebz was on the voice last night.


watch gwen and the gang working on the new no doubt album, out september 25.

jicyww: what's a yankee smell like?

we previously reported on the new stink emanating from the bronx. here's what it smells like according to the manufacturer:

The New York Yankees™ fragrance epitomizes the winning style of the greatest team in baseball, capturing a sporty and confident attitude.
This fresh, woody scent introduces an invigorating blend of sparkling Bergamot, Coriander and cool Blue Sage. As it evolves, the fragrance reveals a fusion of crisp Ivy Leaves, Orange Flower and Geranium enhanced with rich earthy Patchouli, smooth Sandalwood and Suede to create a timeless, masculine scent.

It was reviewed by the people over at deadspin and the best comment was this:
Chandler Burr, former perfume critic for T: The New York Times Style Magazine and the current curator of olfactory art at the Museum of Art and Design: "This is absolutely the pitch perfect Justin Bieber hit. You get a perfectly constructed pop hit that stays resolutely within the boundaries of comfort and familiarity but has a great hook. The boundaries of comfort and familiarities are the 1980s late 20th century masculine and the hook is a very sweet fun fruit—like a raspberry. It's the Justin Bieber of scents—if you could bottle Justin Bieber this would be it."


way to go yankees. you nailed it.

boyfriend

the new justin timberlake bieber song:

  Mike Posner came in big on production for Bieber, and is credited as a co-writer on the track. Bieber recently told USA Today that he sees Believe as an opportunity to present a more mature version of himself to his fans. "I'm maturing, and my music's maturing, so I wanted to do something different," he said.

happy birthday, justin bieber!

18 bears old!!!

justin biebers that look like lesbians

here he is in V magazine. he's on the cover, and it looks like this. oh, and did you see his new tattoo?

thomas wilhelm, when are you getting your earrings?

somehow we missed this.

and also this:

mariah and jbiebs waging their own war on christmas

spotichristmas!!!

(i found this pre-made on the internet, i swear.)

turkey day has come and gone, and now it's time for cHriStmAsSssSss!!!

joel and i slaved and slaved and made you a 2Pz christmas playlist on spotify.

we hope you <3 <3 LoVe <3 <3 it!!

damn.

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old woman who claimed that angelic pop prince Justin Bieber had impregnated her during an unromantic, 30-second statutorily rapey tryst, "quietly" dismissed her paternity suit last week, TMZ reports. (via)

i'll have to make another christmas wish.