i want that.

the tequila sunrise bicycle. (via)

thx joey!

f*** YOU DOLPHIN!

It's hard when something you like ends up on South Park. You feel like, 'Hey, what the f, does this mean I can't like this any more? Do I have to stop caring and never speak of this again?' Probably.

Keekers and I were horrified to see that Whale Wars, the show we've spent countless hours watching, discussing, recommending to friends and family, parodied in last night's episode 'Whale Whores.' It's not that we were offended, far from it. It's just that we found ourselves agreeing with most every point they were making. And the worst part, it was pretty funny.

You can watch the full episode here.

And, if you're prob not going to watch it at work, you can read about it here. Warning, spoiler alert.

today show kid reporter

deidra from memphis won round three of the today show kid reporter contest.

go diedra! vote for her when you get a chance.

where's my retarded baby?

levi on sarah palin:

She'd come home from work looking for her son Trig, he said, and she'd ask, "Where's my retarded baby?" She would apparently use the term regularly to refer to the child, who has Down syndrome. "She'd say it kind of regularly. I think she was joking, but that doesn't make it right." (via)


speaking of her retarded baby...

wall of complimentz

benjamen: Ooh fun
Your blog is the best blog
me: i was just thinking
that same thing
benjamen: It's so good it reads itself

thx beeun! 

things are happening.

g.animalz and i sat down tonight and sketched out some halloween costume ideas and strategies. i don't want to ruin the surprise and tell you what we decided, but thought y'all might enjoy a look at these.

this is 2Pz's first halloween, and i'd like to invite all of our readers to take lots of photos of your costumes, and additionally, any significant documented creation/construction process moments, and share them with us! thx in advance!

sleeves are the new strapless

here is ivanka trump looking stunning in her custom vera wang wedding dress. even vera admitted that she is tired of strapless dresses. strapless is dead, long live sleeves.

facebook fail

your goatee is stupid

this will be h5d.

UPDATE:
Jay-Z and fellow New Yorker Alicia Keys were due to perform "Empire" before Game 1 between the Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies on Wednesday at Yankee Stadium. But because of rainy weather, their performance will now be on Thursday. It's not clear if Game 1 will be postponed. (via)


sorry bun-bun.

NEW YORK - The New York Yankees have been blasting Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” during their playoff run. Now, the team is having the rap king perform the song live to kick off Game 1 of the World Series.

Jay-Z and fellow New Yorker Alicia Keys are set to perform the hit on Wednesday, as the Yankees take on defending World Series champs, the Philadelphia Phillies.

“Thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee,” the Brooklyn native said in an interview Monday. (via)

for your entertainment

adam lambert released his album cover yesterday too. does it remind you of any other recently released album covers... except in rainbow colors?

Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Bill

first ever federal LGBT civil rights legislation gets passed into law today!

yip!

what is lane kiffin talking about?

UPDATE: lil wayne released a new mixtape today.

lyric from banned from tv : "smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin"

alright then.

what is kismet doing?

answer: smiling at you... and wondering what he should dress up as for halloween.

answer the poll and leave your thoughts in the comments.

go yankees!

am i right?

modern family, abc

2Pz reader annaward louise told us recently that we should all be watching modern family on abc. tonight is your chance!

i got caught up on this series on hulu, and i have to say, i was laughing out loud at least 4-5 times an episode. i know what youre saying, "but joel, i already have tivo fatigue..." and ill say this, "suck it up because this show is great, and you will love it."